Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Oct 26, 2009 7:22:30 am PDT #11466 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think if she'd been a man, their comments would have been less patronizing. The "Oh honey, I'll walk you down" shit really rubbed me the wrong way.


le nubian - Oct 26, 2009 7:25:07 am PDT #11467 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I think it was patronizing because the two weren't competing.

I know a lot of men in sports competitive situations. This is the kind of shit they say to each other. My SO's Madden online gaming league is a trip.


Kristen - Oct 26, 2009 7:36:42 am PDT #11468 of 23273

Another Top Chef spinoff:

Today, Bravo announced the series pickup of its newest culinary competition series entitled “Top Chef: Just Desserts,” a spin-off of the Emmy and James Beard Award-winning “Top Chef.” The series will consist of pastry chefs competing against one another in a series of challenges. Open calls for chefs interested in competing in the high-stakes culinary competition series will be held in cities across the country starting on October 26.


msbelle - Oct 26, 2009 7:43:49 am PDT #11469 of 23273
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Do you think we can get Top Chef: CSI (using only materials found at a crime scene, each week contestants....) or Top Chef: Law & Order: Courtroom Cafeteria


Aims - Oct 26, 2009 7:44:42 am PDT #11470 of 23273
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Top Chef: SVU - Scallops are Bad.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 26, 2009 9:04:05 am PDT #11471 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Top Chef: SVU - Scallops are Bad.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!


Amy - Oct 26, 2009 9:04:53 am PDT #11472 of 23273
Because books.

I honestly would vote for them making a rule next season that no one can use scallops EVER.


Jessica - Oct 26, 2009 9:05:48 am PDT #11473 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Agreed - no scallops, no lamb.


Amy - Oct 26, 2009 9:08:43 am PDT #11474 of 23273
Because books.

The lamb I don't mind so much because I can never get any up here, unless I go to a butcher and pay out the nose.

I'd also like to ban anything that starts with "water," such as tomato water, because ... it just doesn't sound appealing to me in any way.


Jesse - Oct 26, 2009 9:31:21 am PDT #11475 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm just going to put out there that I will be highly annoyed if the Top Pastry Chefs are mostly men.