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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Aims - Oct 26, 2009 7:44:42 am PDT #11470 of 23273
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Top Chef: SVU - Scallops are Bad.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 26, 2009 9:04:05 am PDT #11471 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Top Chef: SVU - Scallops are Bad.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!


Amy - Oct 26, 2009 9:04:53 am PDT #11472 of 23273
Because books.

I honestly would vote for them making a rule next season that no one can use scallops EVER.


Jessica - Oct 26, 2009 9:05:48 am PDT #11473 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Agreed - no scallops, no lamb.


Amy - Oct 26, 2009 9:08:43 am PDT #11474 of 23273
Because books.

The lamb I don't mind so much because I can never get any up here, unless I go to a butcher and pay out the nose.

I'd also like to ban anything that starts with "water," such as tomato water, because ... it just doesn't sound appealing to me in any way.


Jesse - Oct 26, 2009 9:31:21 am PDT #11475 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm just going to put out there that I will be highly annoyed if the Top Pastry Chefs are mostly men.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 26, 2009 10:02:46 am PDT #11476 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Agreed - no scallops, no lamb.

Not sure about the lamb, but after this season I'd add ceviche.


Vortex - Oct 26, 2009 10:10:56 am PDT #11477 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

gawd yes.


sj - Oct 26, 2009 10:11:39 am PDT #11478 of 23273
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm fine with the lamb, but I would be happy never to see any sort of foam again.


Stephanie - Oct 26, 2009 10:14:32 am PDT #11479 of 23273
Trust my rage

I think foam both looks and sounds gross/unappetizing.