Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Nora Deirdre - Oct 02, 2009 4:36:18 am PDT #11079 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OMG, the horrible racist is gone from Survivor! I was relieved to have that addressed, it was pretty awful last week.

Jaison is my reality TV Boyfriend. I loooooove him.

Also, Russell continues to show good gameplay instincts by not digging in on booting Ashley once he figured out which way the wind was blowing.

Also, what is up with there just being one challenge per game this season?


Jessica - Oct 02, 2009 4:43:26 am PDT #11080 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My best guess is that challenges are expensive to set up, and tribe drama at camp gets better ratings anyway.

SO relieved that Ben was voted out. I think it could have gone either way until he started out again at TC with his "I'm not racist, I just think people from the ghetto are trash" bullshit. You could really see people's faces go from undecided to "Yeah, he needs OUT."

I was pretty disappointed that only Jaison was willing to call a racist a racist, though. Other white people on that tribe FAIL.

Russell is repellent, but every time he gets away with another scheme, I find myself less willing to root for him to get the boot. The rest of his tribe apparently really is that dumb.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 02, 2009 4:56:22 am PDT #11081 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Russell is repellent, but every time he gets away with another scheme, I find myself less willing to root for him to get the boot. The rest of his tribe apparently really is that dumb.

Yeah, that's where I am with this too. He's totally a little evil troll, but is actually (so far) working hard at playing the game.


brenda m - Oct 02, 2009 5:33:32 am PDT #11082 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I was just coming here to post on that. Holy tribal council racial smackdown. I heart Jaison so much.

I kind of feel like Survivor's needed someone with Russell's approach to shake things up a bit. I mean, would be nice if it wasn't actual Russell, but still.


megan walker - Oct 02, 2009 6:11:35 am PDT #11083 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Agree with everyone re: Survivor.

PR: WTF? How did Althea escape the bottom? Both her looks were horribly unflattering. I would have picked Carol Hannah's myself except I didn't like the blues she chose. Too warm for me. I think I liked Irina's the best. Too bad they're not selling that because her holiday dress looks trashy.

And what happened to Matar?


Jessica - Oct 02, 2009 9:33:27 am PDT #11084 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Padma is pregnant.

Pickles & ice cream challenge, anyone?


-t - Oct 02, 2009 10:01:33 am PDT #11085 of 23273
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Both her looks were horribly unflattering.

God, yes. Maybe it was that the problem was the fit rather than the design?

Too bad they're not selling that because her holiday dress looks trashy.

Indeed. The challenge dress is much cuter than the commissioned dress.

Poor Louise. If she'd stuck with subtle for this challenge she would have been better off, some of the things she's done for past challenges would have been great for this one.


victor infante - Oct 02, 2009 10:01:39 am PDT #11086 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Padma is pregnant.

And the father is undisclosed. Hmmm ... any bets on C.J.? (:


Liese S. - Oct 02, 2009 6:55:06 pm PDT #11087 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

PR: I know!

With Louise I was thinking about Trillian. You know, where she says, "If there's one thing the Universe has taught me, it's never to go back for your purse." And sure enough, she's forgotten her contacts and misses out on her big life opportunity. So then she says, "If there's one thing the Universe has taught me, it's that sometimes you should go back for your purse and sometimes you shouldn't. It has yet to teach me which is which." Or something like that.

Anyway, that's what I felt like Louise was doing. Unable to recognize that this was really her time to shine, doing what she does, she failed doing something she doesn't do.

TC:

Hmmm ... any bets on C.J.?

Hahahahaha!


Jessica - Oct 03, 2009 10:57:06 am PDT #11088 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

PR - What crack are the judges smoking????

So apparently what they want this season is something boring pretty and wearable, except when they don't because "wearable" is a dirty word and not fashion-forward. WhatEVER.

I mean, I had to rewind to make sure I hadn't misheard when Heidi announced who the highest and lowest scores were. It just made no sense to me.