I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


kat perez - Sep 10, 2009 3:29:05 pm PDT #10762 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

About Ryan K., I think that this:

I genuinely think he has more talent than his brother.

is undoubtedly true. Like his cute roommate, if he's been in the touring company of Fosse, that means he probably has a pretty broad dance vocabulary. But this was also true in the case of Lacey Schwimmer and her appearance on the show was just another opportunity to re-fight the Benji wars. This was also true for Danny and his appearance was just another chance for Travis fans to be bitter all over again at the triumph of commercialism over artistry. I'd just rather see someone new and without baggage. And there's no way that Ryan K. could win this show. If he makes it on, I'm not even sure he'd make top 10, primarily because of this:

(and I think that girls with long blond hair are more likely to get cast)

He is lacking in the cuteness factor as it is defined for this show and this audience. That's a big part of the reason his brother made it on last season rather than him. SYTYCD, much like AI, is selling a very tween friendly package and if you don't fit that, you don't get on. Or if you do get on, you don't get far. I call it the S1 Jonnis lesson. Jonnis in S1 was a great dancer, quirky looks and an interesting way of moving. he was beautiful, but not in a TV friendly, HS Musical way. And he was gone before you could blink. It's like Dance 10, Looks 3 to the power of a million on this show. Also, if Nigel wants to do you, you are definitely getting on the show. (See Salsa girl from last night who was a just OK salsa dancer with a slamming body who somehow got put straight through to Vegas on the promise that she can also do ball-ette)


Jesse - Sep 10, 2009 3:57:11 pm PDT #10763 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Has anyone else noticed that all of the female dancers are attractive? I have not seen an unattractive female selected.

I was kind of saying this around the whole Susan Boyle hoopla, and I still believe it: To become a famous entertainer (and even more on a show like this than in real life), you have to have some combination of talent, looks, charisma, and luck. I'm going to say you need three of the four.


Jesse - Sep 10, 2009 5:33:39 pm PDT #10764 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Watching Top Model, and noticing that Tyra didn't even replace Paulina!


megan walker - Sep 10, 2009 5:43:27 pm PDT #10765 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I forgot to mention that the subtitles were very good in general, but Robuchon did not say the poussin was bland--he called it a bastard (I assume meaning a bastardized version).


le nubian - Sep 10, 2009 6:01:06 pm PDT #10766 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ha! I love that.


meara - Sep 10, 2009 6:19:37 pm PDT #10767 of 23273

I thought Chanel Iman was actually good, and said not-half-bad actual model type things. But I'm curious to see how the rest of the season goes.

I also am very curious what happened to crazy Jesus chick who didn't make it on to the actual show because of some "issue". Did she go full mental?? She seemed awful close. Or did she get MORE Jesus-y and decided He didn't want her on the show? Or what???


meara - Sep 10, 2009 7:49:28 pm PDT #10768 of 23273

Why won't A&E let me play "Hoarders" on their website?? It keeps not working. Is it my browser? My mac-ness? A plot to make me not want to clean my house? Fie on them!!


Stephanie - Sep 11, 2009 2:28:48 am PDT #10769 of 23273
Trust my rage

I know you guys mentioned this but now Im wondering if Mattin is really "from France". When I was working for the State Dept in Rio, I talked to hundreds of people, some who wanted to pass as nTive English speakers. I would say that 99% of the time, I could sense when someone had studied hard but never really lived in the US.

Perhaps there was something in Robouchon s comment that I missed but I thought his reaction to Mattin was just odd.


le nubian - Sep 11, 2009 2:51:13 am PDT #10770 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

do you think it is because he does French/Spanish cooking?

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brenda m - Sep 11, 2009 2:55:52 am PDT #10771 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I was going to ask - is he maybe actually Basque?