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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

Film and TV discussion

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]

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victor infante - Sep 03, 2009 6:48:55 pm PDT #10670 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

PR rocked. I can totally live with Magical Elves' new trick of having one person on a team be in the winner's ring, and the other on the bottom, because it's allowing the judges to really call people on bullshit.

But I still have no idea why I'm watching "Models of the Runway. It's insipid, yet I can't seem to look away.

Matar: You're adorable, but you had nothing to do with Erica being sent home. Basically, you just stood there and looked pretty. Which, really, is your job. Also, you don't get to feel worse than the model who was actually eliminated.

Fatma: Once again: Logan is gay. And he just not into you. get over it. And chill.

Whoever it was Fatma's in a feud with, because I've totally lost track of who's whom: Just. Deal. With. It. Already.

Koji: Call me.

Jesse - Sep 03, 2009 6:57:28 pm PDT #10671 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

PR rocked. I can totally live with Magical Elves' new trick of having one person on a team be in the winner's ring, and the other on the bottom, because it's allowing the judges to really call people on bullshit.

Totally. ESPECIALLY because jackass what's his name EXPLICITLY said he was going to coast and let Ra'mon do all the work!

Jessica - Sep 03, 2009 7:05:05 pm PDT #10672 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was kind of hoping that Sexist McDouchebagface would go home this week on TC, but Preeti was pretty clearly doomed from the get-go. She seems like a very nice person, but she has zero palate.

And agree with the WTF re: pasta salad. It looked like something you could get at any supermarket deli counter in the country.

(And really, Dear Every Cheftestant Ever: DON'T MAKE SALAD!!! The judges do not like it!)

kat perez - Sep 03, 2009 7:43:52 pm PDT #10673 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I'm glad Ra'Mon won but I hated his avant garde look. A lot. Also glad to see the back end of Mitchell. I cannot believe he just flat out admitted he had a plan to ride Ra'Mon to the victory.

I do not get the Fatma/anonymous horse face girl beef at all, but I do know that if I apologized to someone and they continued to carry on as horse face girl had done, that would be the end. Fatma is a better woman than me, because I would've just gotten up and walked away from her. Left her neighing to the air.

Frankenbuddha - Sep 04, 2009 2:51:32 am PDT #10674 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And really, Dear Every Cheftestant Ever: DON'T MAKE SALAD!!! The judges do not like it!

Seriously! Hasn't that been more than one prior cheftestants downfall in the past?

On the other hand, the potato salad that Kevin did (I think it was Kevin) was one of the things that got them in the winners circle.

le nubian - Sep 04, 2009 3:37:35 am PDT #10675 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I do not get the Fatma/anonymous horse face girl beef at all, but I do know that if I apologized to someone and they continued to carry on as horse face girl had done, that would be the end. Fatma is a better woman than me, because I would've just gotten up and walked away from her. Left her neighing to the air.

100% agreement. I would have been there 10 minutes, max.

Nora Deirdre - Sep 04, 2009 3:45:31 am PDT #10676 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

On the other hand, the potato salad that Kevin did (I think it was Kevin) was one of the things that got them in the winners circle.

Potato salad is salad in name only, IMHO.

Also: Ahahahahahaha, Mike the SuperDooooosh!

brenda m - Sep 04, 2009 3:55:13 am PDT #10677 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Also the potato salad wasn't their sole dish.

Fatma is a better woman than me, because I would've just gotten up and walked away from her. Left her neighing to the air.

Seriously.

Jessica - Sep 04, 2009 4:01:54 am PDT #10678 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Potato salad is salad in name only, IMHO

And like Brenda said, it wasn't the entire dish. It was a starch tying together a protein and a sauce. Had he served A Bowl Of Potato Salad as a standalone, I think he would have had similar salad issues to the other three.

Amy - Sep 04, 2009 4:19:54 am PDT #10679 of 23273
Because books.

I also think the producers should ban bread pudding as a dessert option from here till forever. Come up with a new dessert, cheftestants!

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