Oh, I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all. Wishin' I was your boyfriend what's-his-height. Oh wait, he's run off.

Spike ,'Potential'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Kathy A - Aug 20, 2009 3:31:05 am PDT #10411 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Definitely hated Misogyny Mike--he does seem to be an equal-opportunity asshole, the way he was snarking about his male competitors' cooking, but he was picking apart the guys' cooking talents, whereas with the women he was just being a sexist pig. (Can we grill him and carve him into pieces like Bayliss did the suckling pig?)

I'm really liking the guy who won (Ken? I'm still learning names) and the halibut lady (I hope someone told her that Puck said she could sell that at any restaurant in town), and I hope that Hector bounces back--he looks like he'll be fun to watch. The Haitian guy can bring some nice variety to the mix with his island cuisine, and he was smart to turn his big Life Story Highlight into a key part of the story of his first round dish; the judges will remember him much better next round.

I was convinced that Eve with her bland curry was gone--why oh why don't these people learn to taste their food??? On the Masters competition, I saw all the chefs constantly tasting their dishes, but rarely saw the young chefs doing the same on TC:LV.

Speaking of the Masters, yay hometown boy Bayless!!! I've always wanted to go to either Frontera or Topolobampo, but I think I can kiss off any chance of getting a reservation at either for the next few months. It was a bit surprising to hear the judges saying how even they don't expect to have top-class Mexican food they way they expect French or Italian--I would have thought that thinking would have been dispelled by now. I wonder if they have the same prejudice against Thai food? (Arun's in Chicago is a four-star restaurant, but one of the few Thai places with that distinction.)


Frankenbuddha - Aug 20, 2009 3:44:27 am PDT #10412 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

(Can we grill him and carve him into pieces like Bayliss did the suckling pig?)

It wouldn't make him any more palatable (Bayless is really good, but I don't think he's that good), but it would make him quiet, so have at it.

I was convinced that Eve with her bland curry was gone

So did I, and the fact that the cream was a substitute for the white wine she couldn't find (something she didn't tell judges) confuzzles me more. Wine in curry? That sounds wrong like a wrong thing that's wronger than the wrongest thing in wrongolia.


Jessica - Aug 20, 2009 3:51:18 am PDT #10413 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

but he was picking apart the guys' cooking talents, whereas with the women he was just being a sexist pig.

THIS. What a douchenozzle.

I'm sorry Chiarello beat Hubert by 1/2 a point though.

I had a feeling that Keller was going to be in trouble with his middle two courses because they were SO completey in that Traditional French Restaurant Cooking mode - the plating on both was straight out of the 80's, so I'm not surprised that hurt him with the younger diners at the table. If Wolfgang Puck had been at that judges' table, he would have done better.


le nubian - Aug 20, 2009 4:21:19 am PDT #10414 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Kathy,

Frontera Grill does not have reservations. So just brave it.

Topo - you can book online at opentable.com (which is what I use for my fave Chicago restaurants when I'm in town). You can pick dates pretty far into the future if something is booked up.


sumi - Aug 20, 2009 4:55:41 am PDT #10415 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

1. I also hate Mike. It's like we're the "We hate Mike" club.

2. Couldn't stand the mispronunciation of ceviche either.

3. Sad the Keller came in 3rd but SO HAPPY that Bayless won!!!!


Kathy A - Aug 20, 2009 5:01:20 am PDT #10416 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Looks like the mole is going to be on the Topolobampo menu until September 12!


brenda m - Aug 20, 2009 5:09:35 am PDT #10417 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh man.

ETA:

Even better: the full four course meal from the challenge (plus dessert) is available as a chef's tasting menu.

Codorniz estilo Oklahoma Barbeque: hickory-smoked quail with Hickory House barbeque sauce, Iroquois cornbread croutons, spicy watermelon salad, roasted garlic slaw, chile threads.

Atun de Mole Negro: seared Hawaiian ahi tuna in Oaxacan black mole with plantain-filled tamal, grilled nopal salad, roasted knob onions, three nut crunch.

Arroz Negro a la Tumbada: black rice "a la tumbada" with Maine lobster, tender squid, PEI mussels, grilled octopus and homemade chorizo in fresh tomato-jalapeno broth. Pickled vegetables, prosciutto pearls.

Cochinita Pibil: overnight-braised Maple Creek Farm suckling pig "pibil" with crispy pig's foot, sour orange jellies, habanero-pickled onions, sunchoke pudding.

Tartaleta de Durazno: tart of Mick's height-of-season peaches, Prairie Fruits Farm goat cheese (infused with Earl Grey) and toasted pumpkinseed frangipane.


sumi - Aug 20, 2009 5:18:19 am PDT #10418 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Oh. . . man.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 20, 2009 5:21:14 am PDT #10419 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Gahhhhhhhh!!!!

t /Homer drool noise


le nubian - Aug 20, 2009 5:22:37 am PDT #10420 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

what the fuck. okay. I gotta go.