May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


megan walker - Jul 31, 2009 7:41:54 pm PDT #10025 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

S1: Blake, Artem, Ashley and Kamilah
S2: Travis, Jason, Allison and Natalie
S3: Pasha, Danny, Anya and Shauna
S4: Will, Mark, Chelsie and Katee
S5: Brandon, Ade, Janette and Jeanine

Good list Kat. I don't remember Jason or Shauna though.

Were you assuming winners wouldn't compete? If not, mine would probably be:
S1: Blake, Artem, Ashlé, Melody (although enough with the leg already)
S2: Travis, Benji, Allison, Heidi
S3: Pasha, Danny, Sabra, Lacey
S4: Will, Mark, Chelsie, Katee
S5: Brandon, Ade, Janette, Jeanine

I didn't really like Danny, but the guys were really weak in S3. And I really liked Courtney by the end of S4, but how could I pick her over Chelsie or Katee? Joshua/Mark was sort of a toss up, both so different.

Looking at past seasons, I think the biggest final four crimes were Allison, Will, and maybe Janette.


kat perez - Jul 31, 2009 8:22:42 pm PDT #10026 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I like your list. And yeah, I tried to steer away from winners, so no Benji and no Joshua which just killed, but they've been to the mountaintop already. I feel you on the S4 girls. I was actually between Katee and Courtney (because I could never give up Chelsie. The feet!) Same thing with S2 girls, I went with Allison and Natalie, but that means I left off Donyelle and Heidi. The horror!

I didn't really like Danny

I see the words but I have no idea what they mean. He's my absolute favorite dancer from any and every season of this show. Just breathtakingly beautiful.

I would love to see a Danny, Will, Blake, Travis, Brandon group dance. Throw in the ballet boy who couldn't get out of his Miami City Ballet contract for this season, and I think I might die of happiness.


flea - Aug 01, 2009 11:24:50 am PDT #10027 of 23273
information libertarian

New SYTYCD game: name the Worst Dance Ever, off the top of your head. We've seen a lot of sad quicksteps and snore-worthy Viennese waltzes, but hands down the biggest train wreck I can think of is the Mark and Kherington cowboy-themed Western Swing, or whatever that was. Anybody remember that horror? Mark was game, but Kherington was Terrible, and kept missing handoffs.


Kathy A - Aug 01, 2009 1:38:00 pm PDT #10028 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Phillip and Jeanine's Russian folk dance was up there.


quester - Aug 01, 2009 1:43:20 pm PDT #10029 of 23273
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Mia's flower dance and that last paso doble this season.


le nubian - Aug 01, 2009 9:29:56 pm PDT #10030 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I'm with Kathy. That has to be the top 10 WORST. Doriana and Tyce have had some poopers, and Dan Karaty had some bad hip hop, but I cannot remember them as vividly as that Russian folk dance.


megan walker - Aug 02, 2009 7:31:05 am PDT #10031 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Season 1 probably had some pretty bad ones, but I can't remember specifics. I agree that the Russian folk dance was probably the worst, although the flower dance was pretty bad.

I just did my customary re-run through of the season (except the first episode which was pre-DVR). With my new DVR (thanks Omnis!), I can cut whatever I don't want out and re-save the season as one long episode.

There weren't many I didn't want to see again, except that night that they did two and Randi and Evan had hip hip and samba. That was bad. Also, I really wish Jeanine had had a better partner to start; I didn't save any of her early dances except "Love Lockdown".


kat perez - Aug 02, 2009 4:51:16 pm PDT #10032 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Season One had some awful clunkers, most especially with Allen - there was a hip hop with Snow (maybe?) that was just god awful and a toy soldier themed contemporary with Melanie. Bleagh. I'm remembering a Ben/Ashley (the popper with the bowler hats) disco by Doriana from S2, I think, that introduced her now infamous cunniliftus and that was nasty. Dmitry and Joy did a hip hop in S3 by Shane that sucked tremendous amounts of ass. S3 also had the Dead Daddy Dance (AKA Mia's flower routine) which I hated and the kiddie porn Kam/Lacey hip hop by Dan Karaty which featured Kam's whole entire face in Lacey's crotch as she popped like a video ho in a Lil John video. Wrong on many, many levels. In S4, I would definitely cosign on Mark and Kherington's country two step horror show. Twitch and Kherington had one of the worst tango's ever and the Twitch/Chelsie hip hop from the finale was maybe the worst finale routine of all time save Tasty's Broadway number for Donyelle and Heidi in S2. This season, Tasty's first Broadway number for Asuka and Vitolio was not of the lord and the Russian dance, as has been mentioned, was a travesty. I have to throw in NappyTab's hip hop for Evan and Randi where she was an unwed pregnant hip hopper and they danced to Beyonce's Halo. Gross and wrong.

So much hating, so little time.


Jesse - Aug 03, 2009 6:34:25 am PDT #10033 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

kat, that's so exciting about the finale!!!

I am so scared the Evan will win.

In other reality news, I'm catching up on Big Brother, and could literally not hate Ronnie more. And I'm surprised the Russell is growing on me.


Lee - Aug 03, 2009 6:40:47 am PDT #10034 of 23273
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

and could literally not hate Ronnie more.

Seriously. SUCH A TOOL