I'm going to see to Wesley, see if he's still whimpering.

Giles ,'Chosen'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


kat perez - Aug 02, 2009 4:51:16 pm PDT #10032 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Season One had some awful clunkers, most especially with Allen - there was a hip hop with Snow (maybe?) that was just god awful and a toy soldier themed contemporary with Melanie. Bleagh. I'm remembering a Ben/Ashley (the popper with the bowler hats) disco by Doriana from S2, I think, that introduced her now infamous cunniliftus and that was nasty. Dmitry and Joy did a hip hop in S3 by Shane that sucked tremendous amounts of ass. S3 also had the Dead Daddy Dance (AKA Mia's flower routine) which I hated and the kiddie porn Kam/Lacey hip hop by Dan Karaty which featured Kam's whole entire face in Lacey's crotch as she popped like a video ho in a Lil John video. Wrong on many, many levels. In S4, I would definitely cosign on Mark and Kherington's country two step horror show. Twitch and Kherington had one of the worst tango's ever and the Twitch/Chelsie hip hop from the finale was maybe the worst finale routine of all time save Tasty's Broadway number for Donyelle and Heidi in S2. This season, Tasty's first Broadway number for Asuka and Vitolio was not of the lord and the Russian dance, as has been mentioned, was a travesty. I have to throw in NappyTab's hip hop for Evan and Randi where she was an unwed pregnant hip hopper and they danced to Beyonce's Halo. Gross and wrong.

So much hating, so little time.


Jesse - Aug 03, 2009 6:34:25 am PDT #10033 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

kat, that's so exciting about the finale!!!

I am so scared the Evan will win.

In other reality news, I'm catching up on Big Brother, and could literally not hate Ronnie more. And I'm surprised the Russell is growing on me.


Lee - Aug 03, 2009 6:40:47 am PDT #10034 of 23273
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

and could literally not hate Ronnie more.

Seriously. SUCH A TOOL


Jesse - Aug 03, 2009 6:59:19 am PDT #10035 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And now I'm afraid he's going to come off the block. Grr!


Lee - Aug 03, 2009 7:04:44 am PDT #10036 of 23273
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm afraid America is going to give him the coup d'etat power.


brenda m - Aug 03, 2009 7:08:11 am PDT #10037 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm sure of it.


Jesse - Aug 03, 2009 7:08:49 am PDT #10038 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There is no way America likes him, is there???? UGH.


Lee - Aug 03, 2009 7:09:33 am PDT #10039 of 23273
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I don't think that matters--they just want the drama.


brenda m - Aug 03, 2009 7:09:50 am PDT #10040 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

America likes fucking with people.


msbelle - Aug 03, 2009 7:09:53 am PDT #10041 of 23273
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

America likes drama. Just remember how boring BB season 1 was because America voted out all the interesting and assholely people. t /not watching BB at all.