I got a Smarties Easer egg this year
I got a Easter Bilby, which was great apart from the inevitable guilt that springs from gnawing on the head of an endangered animal, even if it *is* made out of chocolate.
Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.
Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'
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Leigh - May 03, 2003 5:24:58 pm PDT #4406 of 9843
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Jars - May 03, 2003 5:30:58 pm PDT #4407 of 9843
You've got it all wrong. I have a theory about this. As long as food is a gift, it's guilt-free. The calories don't count, you see. It's like eating in the dark.
deborah grabien - May 03, 2003 5:49:12 pm PDT #4408 of 9843
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
mmmmmmm.....Smarties.......
Cindy - May 03, 2003 5:52:43 pm PDT #4409 of 9843
Nobody
No worries, Cindy. These days, with the weird pregnancy-induced forgetfulness, I sometimes feel very much like a lackbrain.
Have you yet tried to step into your bra?
When I was pregnant with Benjamin, I was still working. I got up, showered, ate breakfast, had a cup of coffee, then went to get dressed. I put on my panties, then picked up my bra and tried to step into it. I was probably about 7 months along, so my balance was off, and of course stepping into nothing (the bra wasn't even hooked) makes one kind of stumble. I caught myself with my left elbow on the side of my bed.
Then I tried to step into it again.
I stumbled forward again.
I caught myself - again.
I *knew* I was doing *something* wrong, but it still took me a minute to figure it out.
Burrell - May 03, 2003 6:10:50 pm PDT #4410 of 9843
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Have you yet tried to step into your bra?
No I have not. That sounds pretty funny.
These days I have only the one bra, and it only fits because I have an extender. I'm trying to wait out the bulk of the boobage so I can go right to nursing bras.
Cindy - May 03, 2003 6:16:54 pm PDT #4411 of 9843
Nobody
I had to buy new ones at the beginning of my second trimester, but they saw me through. They weren't nursing bras, though. My nursing bras were sub-par bras. I'd make sure to find better ones if I did it again (and if I do it again, please have me committed). I think my boobage paid a price. Stay away from underwires when you're nursing, they can bother your milk ducts.
Betsy HP - May 03, 2003 7:08:19 pm PDT #4412 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
My boobage definitely paid a price, but I blame it on the whole nursing process.
Nursing was the only time in my life I got stares on the streets. It was weird.
evil jimi - May 03, 2003 8:33:11 pm PDT #4413 of 9843
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
I've never seen a Smarties memorial to match it.
That's b/c Smarties don't need no steenkin memorial. They can stand on their own two feet ... so to speak.
It's a little known fact that Maltesers used to grow on trees. Eve didn't eat no damn apple. Anyone can resist an apple...
Leigh - May 03, 2003 8:40:05 pm PDT #4414 of 9843
Nobody
Anyone can resist an apple...
I can't. To me they're like round, sweet, crispy crack. Though I wouldn't want to try snorting one, really.
Julie - May 03, 2003 8:45:41 pm PDT #4415 of 9843
I can't. To me they're like round, sweet, crispy crack. Though I wouldn't want to try snorting one, really.
Leigh, sweetie? Remember, that whole sanity thing you were going for? Not helping.