Maybeeeeee this time. I'm here but will it last ... keep your whatevers crossed!
Crossed! Crossed! finjmgies are creisswed.
wait. no they're not. It's just too hard to type. But connection-ma ahoy!
Homer: So *if* we don't all vote the same way, we'll be *deadlocked* and have to be *sequestered* in the Springfield Palace Hotel
snerkity! You know, they don't do that anymore. And here's one of my big gripes about Jury Duty. They didn't tell us that until 5 something o'clock on the our first day of deliberations. We're all.. can't make a decision, want to go home, can't make a decision, want to go home. sigh.
That was the way with most of the experience. We had to ask the right question, in the right way, of the right person to get the answer we needed. Tighlipped tipstaff do not a comfortable jury make!
fantasy where little Johnny chokes on a blue one and
No no no no no. Not the blue one. Blue M&Ms represent everything that is good in the world. They are sunshine and ice-cream cake and balloons and ponies. With sparkly mane-spray, and we tail plait mane-clips. Do what you must with a wayward M and wee Johnny's thorax. But never never dis the blue Ms again!
Not the blue one. Blue M&Ms represent everything that is good in the world...But never never dis the blue Ms again!
No, no, no! You misunderstand! See, Blue M&M's being the representative of all that is good and Johnny Boy being the representative of that is low-down and dirty, it is only *natural* that one would stick in his throat and cause him to choke like the opportunistic political leech that he is! Though I suppose it isn't the best end for the poor M&M, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made...
Though I suppose it isn't the best end for the poor M&M, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made...
Go brown, Choose brown!
Blue is the one true M.
They even wrote a song about it.
"Hey true blue.."
No no no no no. Not the blue one. Blue M&Ms represent everything that is good in the world. They are sunshine and ice-cream cake and balloons and ponies. With sparkly mane-spray, and we tail plait mane-clips. Do what you must with a wayward M and wee Johnny's thorax. But never never dis the blue Ms again!
No, no, no! You misunderstand! See, Blue M&M's being the representative of all that is good and Johnny Boy being the representative of that is low-down and dirty, it is only *natural* that one would stick in his throat and cause him to choke like the opportunistic political leech that he is! Though I suppose it isn't the best end for the poor M&M, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made...
You antipodeans really do do everything upside down. Blue M&Ms are of the Devil and must be crushed. They are evil. They are unnatural. They are an abomination. Shame on you.
Go brown, Choose brown!
No! Brown is nice! Yellow is disgusting! Definately, yellow should be used for political and strategic chokings.
Blue M&Ms are of the Devil and must be crushed. They are evil. They are unnatural. They are an abomination. Shame on you.
Hey True Blue, don't say you've gone,
Say you've knocked off for a smoko
And you'll be back later on.
Hey True Blue, Hey True Blue
Give it to me straight
Face to face
Are you really disappearing
Just another dying race
Hey True Blue
True Blue, Is it me or you?
Is it mum or Dad, is it a cockatoo?
Is it standing by your mates
When he's in a fight?
Or just vegemite
True Blue. I'm asking you
Hey True Blue, Can you bear the load
Will you tie it up with wire
Just to keep the show on the road?
Hey True Blue, hey True Blue. Now be fair dinkum
Is your heart still there
If they sell us out like sponge cake
Do you really care?
Hey true Blue.
True Blue, Is it me or you?
Is it mum or dad, Is it a cockatoo?
Is it standing by you mate
When she's in a fight?
Or just vegemite
True Blue, I'm asking you.......
Well, no one really expected that to go well, did they? :)
(I think it went pretty well considering...)
nevermind
No! Brown is nice! Yellow is disgusting! Definately, yellow should be used for political and strategic chokings.
Now see? If you hadn't opened with a blatantly false statement, I could have bought the rest of the statements.
Brown is the army of bland. I could, however, totally see yellow as their evil, wily leader. Sort of like the spy in Stratego, with their like brown chokees following behind!
(And hey, the board wasn't broken the first three edits, just numbers four through eight. It's right now though :)
red, orange, yellow, green, light brown, dark brown - these are nature's intended colo(u)rs for M&Ms. Blue? No. No. No.
Uh, I don't suppose now would be a good time to mention that they all taste the same anyway, so a little judicious eye-closing fixes all your problems! That said, those pink, aqua and purple M&M's they were trialing a while back were an abomination in the eyes of God. Also? They made Baby Jesus cry.
