Blue M&Ms are of the Devil and must be crushed. They are evil. They are unnatural. They are an abomination. Shame on you.
Hey True Blue, don't say you've gone,
Say you've knocked off for a smoko
And you'll be back later on.
Hey True Blue, Hey True Blue
Give it to me straight
Face to face
Are you really disappearing
Just another dying race
Hey True Blue
True Blue, Is it me or you?
Is it mum or Dad, is it a cockatoo?
Is it standing by your mates
When he's in a fight?
Or just vegemite
True Blue. I'm asking you
Hey True Blue, Can you bear the load
Will you tie it up with wire
Just to keep the show on the road?
Hey True Blue, hey True Blue. Now be fair dinkum
Is your heart still there
If they sell us out like sponge cake
Do you really care?
Hey true Blue.
True Blue, Is it me or you?
Is it mum or dad, Is it a cockatoo?
Is it standing by you mate
When she's in a fight?
Or just vegemite
True Blue, I'm asking you.......
Well, no one really expected that to go well, did they? :)
(I think it went pretty well considering...)
nevermind
No! Brown is nice! Yellow is disgusting! Definately, yellow should be used for political and strategic chokings.
Now see? If you hadn't opened with a blatantly false statement, I could have bought the rest of the statements.
Brown is the army of bland. I could, however, totally see yellow as their evil, wily leader. Sort of like the spy in Stratego, with their like brown chokees following behind!
(And hey, the board wasn't broken the first three edits, just numbers four through eight. It's right now though :)
red, orange, yellow, green, light brown, dark brown - these are nature's intended colo(u)rs for M&Ms. Blue? No. No. No.
Uh, I don't suppose now would be a good time to mention that they all taste the same anyway, so a little judicious eye-closing fixes all your problems! That said, those pink, aqua and purple M&M's they were trialing a while back were an abomination in the eyes of God. Also? They made Baby Jesus cry.
Brown is the army of bland. I could, however, totally see yellow as their evil, wily leader.
Brown is not an army. Brown is... brown is trees. Like Ents. With the green ones, which are Hurouns, they form an army, but it's fighting on the side of good. Never would they go over to your evil yellow Saruman!
Edit: yellow Smarties, on the other hand, are the food of the gods. And should always be eaten between two pink ones.
Brown is not an army.
I'm sorry, I have to see them as an army. They have to be the footsoldiers of the M&M services, because there's just too damned many of them for me to be comfortable with them wielding any other power.
I'm okay with agreeing that they are bland and indifferent and can go either the way of good or the way of evil. They just need a firm hand!
sorry. weilding I could live with. but poower just sounds too much like the effect of too many brown Ms.
I'm okay with agreeing that they are bland and indifferent and can go either the way of good or the way of evil. They just need a firm hand!
And you suggest Evil Yellow, while I see Wonderful Green as having arrived first. That's okay; all that's happened is that you see a different balance of power.
Green will triamph in the end.
Green will triamph in the end.
When he will bow down and recognise Blue as the OTM :)
