Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 7:20:19 am PDT #6961 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If I were the ambitious type, I'd try and eat $50 of TGIF in one sitting. But without getting hammered, this wee tummy can't do that.

When I was in Montreal, Eddie Izzard attended a presentation/performance I was watching. It was so cute how he stole the attention just by walking into the conference room. He's just the adorablest.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2005 7:20:58 am PDT #6962 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I have that TGIF gift card I haven't been arsed to sell. Maybe I should crack it open for lunch today. And in that strip mall is a BedBath&Beyond, for which I also have a gift card ... hmm.

Sounds like the makings of a plan.

I say erb, but think "h"erb. Weird.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2005 7:24:19 am PDT #6963 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"erb" is an illegal drug.

Heh, this reminds me of when I was in high school, and some friends of mine were overheard discussing "herb" by one of their parents, they said it stood for "high explosive rocket bombardment" and were believed. Ah, the unexpected usefulness of being a gamer.


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 7:25:58 am PDT #6964 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It hadn't occured to me that men would want collagen lips. How narrow-minded of me.


Scrappy - Aug 10, 2005 7:28:00 am PDT #6965 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

that is the scariest picture EVER, ita.


Kat - Aug 10, 2005 7:28:54 am PDT #6966 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I have that TGIF gift card I haven't been arsed to sell. Maybe I should crack it open for lunch today. And in that strip mall is a BedBath&Beyond, for which I also have a gift card ... hmm.

Simi is winning its fight to suburbanize ita.


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 7:34:00 am PDT #6967 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Simi is winning its fight to suburbanize ita.

Bed Bath & Beyond has already won me. TGIF is sneaky, but when the food's free I don't have to like it.

In fact, last time I was there, the service was so bad they comped me the meal. That was about a year ago, I think. Haven't really been tempted since.

Problem is -- all that is near the bookstore. I feel the requirement of something to read while I eat creeping up on me from now.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 10, 2005 7:35:52 am PDT #6968 of 10002
What is even happening?

Sometimes, I think these plastic surgeons ought to have their licenses revoked. That can't be good for a person. I mean hey, I might want my ear attached to my kidney.


msbelle - Aug 10, 2005 7:38:26 am PDT #6969 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

DorA guy is beyond odd looking.

I stayed in and ate the food I brought, BUT NOW I am still hungry.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 7:41:13 am PDT #6970 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ok, this is one of the best headlines ever:

Man’s testicles snared in a padlock for two weeks

The man reported to police that he allegedly attempted to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock.

Poor locksmith....