I have that TGIF gift card I haven't been arsed to sell. Maybe I should crack it open for lunch today. And in that strip mall is a BedBath&Beyond, for which I also have a gift card ... hmm.
Simi is winning its fight to suburbanize ita.
Fred ,'Smile Time'
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I have that TGIF gift card I haven't been arsed to sell. Maybe I should crack it open for lunch today. And in that strip mall is a BedBath&Beyond, for which I also have a gift card ... hmm.
Simi is winning its fight to suburbanize ita.
Simi is winning its fight to suburbanize ita.
Bed Bath & Beyond has already won me. TGIF is sneaky, but when the food's free I don't have to like it.
In fact, last time I was there, the service was so bad they comped me the meal. That was about a year ago, I think. Haven't really been tempted since.
Problem is -- all that is near the bookstore. I feel the requirement of something to read while I eat creeping up on me from now.
Sometimes, I think these plastic surgeons ought to have their licenses revoked. That can't be good for a person. I mean hey, I might want my ear attached to my kidney.
DorA guy is beyond odd looking.
I stayed in and ate the food I brought, BUT NOW I am still hungry.
Ok, this is one of the best headlines ever:
Man’s testicles snared in a padlock for two weeks
The man reported to police that he allegedly attempted to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock.
He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock.
Poor locksmith....
Why are so many fashion web sites Flash?
Why is the office always cold?
Why does my right arm look like the arm of an abused woman?
Wait, no I know that last one.
Take blue sudafed!
Like a big dork, I figured out last night that they kill my appetite in addition to allowing me to breathe. No wonder I haven't felt hungry in a week.
I mean hey, I might want my ear attached to my kidney.
Psst, Cindy is really Shakezula in disguise. Pass it on.
Like a big dork, I figured out last night that they kill my appetite in addition to allowing me to breathe. No wonder I haven't felt hungry in a week.
That would probably be the component that is used to make methamphetamine talking.
Your boss is on vacation AND your coworker is on vacation? No, wait, he's back today, isn't he?
Boss left yesterday afternoon. Coworker came back this morning. Boss has much better idea of exactly how much crap our coworkers toss off on us, though, and he sent out some e-mails indicating that the forest of sticky notes will stop, and that people need to send e-mail requests to the dept. address or their shit doesn't get done.
Which doesn't mean less work, sadly, although it does mean we'll have an electronic record of the OMGWTFBBQ amount of work we do.