Sometimes, I think these plastic surgeons ought to have their licenses revoked. That can't be good for a person. I mean hey, I might want my ear attached to my kidney.
I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 10, 2005 7:35:52 am PDT #6968 of 10002
What is even happening?
msbelle - Aug 10, 2005 7:38:26 am PDT #6969 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
DorA guy is beyond odd looking.
I stayed in and ate the food I brought, BUT NOW I am still hungry.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 7:41:13 am PDT #6970 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ok, this is one of the best headlines ever:
Man’s testicles snared in a padlock for two weeks
The man reported to police that he allegedly attempted to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock.
He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock.
Poor locksmith....
§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 7:41:36 am PDT #6971 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why are so many fashion web sites Flash?
Why is the office always cold?
Why does my right arm look like the arm of an abused woman?
Wait, no I know that last one.
sarameg - Aug 10, 2005 7:42:05 am PDT #6972 of 10002
Take blue sudafed!
Like a big dork, I figured out last night that they kill my appetite in addition to allowing me to breathe. No wonder I haven't felt hungry in a week.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2005 7:42:26 am PDT #6973 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I mean hey, I might want my ear attached to my kidney.
Psst, Cindy is really Shakezula in disguise. Pass it on.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2005 7:44:41 am PDT #6974 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Like a big dork, I figured out last night that they kill my appetite in addition to allowing me to breathe. No wonder I haven't felt hungry in a week.
That would probably be the component that is used to make methamphetamine talking.
shrift - Aug 10, 2005 7:45:16 am PDT #6975 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Your boss is on vacation AND your coworker is on vacation? No, wait, he's back today, isn't he?
Boss left yesterday afternoon. Coworker came back this morning. Boss has much better idea of exactly how much crap our coworkers toss off on us, though, and he sent out some e-mails indicating that the forest of sticky notes will stop, and that people need to send e-mail requests to the dept. address or their shit doesn't get done.
Which doesn't mean less work, sadly, although it does mean we'll have an electronic record of the OMGWTFBBQ amount of work we do.
Theodosia - Aug 10, 2005 7:59:00 am PDT #6976 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I've not tried the blue sudafed, but if I did, I suspect the appetite-suppressant would result more from my spending 22 hours sleeping per day.
Tom Scola - Aug 10, 2005 8:16:19 am PDT #6977 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I've not tried the blue sudafed, but if I did, I suspect the appetite-suppressant would result more from my spending 22 hours sleeping per day.
Really? Sudafed is a stimulant.