Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.

'Safe'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Scrappy - Aug 10, 2005 7:28:00 am PDT #6965 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

that is the scariest picture EVER, ita.


Kat - Aug 10, 2005 7:28:54 am PDT #6966 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I have that TGIF gift card I haven't been arsed to sell. Maybe I should crack it open for lunch today. And in that strip mall is a BedBath&Beyond, for which I also have a gift card ... hmm.

Simi is winning its fight to suburbanize ita.


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 7:34:00 am PDT #6967 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Simi is winning its fight to suburbanize ita.

Bed Bath & Beyond has already won me. TGIF is sneaky, but when the food's free I don't have to like it.

In fact, last time I was there, the service was so bad they comped me the meal. That was about a year ago, I think. Haven't really been tempted since.

Problem is -- all that is near the bookstore. I feel the requirement of something to read while I eat creeping up on me from now.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 10, 2005 7:35:52 am PDT #6968 of 10002
What is even happening?

Sometimes, I think these plastic surgeons ought to have their licenses revoked. That can't be good for a person. I mean hey, I might want my ear attached to my kidney.


msbelle - Aug 10, 2005 7:38:26 am PDT #6969 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

DorA guy is beyond odd looking.

I stayed in and ate the food I brought, BUT NOW I am still hungry.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 7:41:13 am PDT #6970 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ok, this is one of the best headlines ever:

Man’s testicles snared in a padlock for two weeks

The man reported to police that he allegedly attempted to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock.

Poor locksmith....


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 7:41:36 am PDT #6971 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why are so many fashion web sites Flash?

Why is the office always cold?

Why does my right arm look like the arm of an abused woman?

Wait, no I know that last one.


sarameg - Aug 10, 2005 7:42:05 am PDT #6972 of 10002

Take blue sudafed!

Like a big dork, I figured out last night that they kill my appetite in addition to allowing me to breathe. No wonder I haven't felt hungry in a week.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2005 7:42:26 am PDT #6973 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I mean hey, I might want my ear attached to my kidney.

Psst, Cindy is really Shakezula in disguise. Pass it on.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2005 7:44:41 am PDT #6974 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Like a big dork, I figured out last night that they kill my appetite in addition to allowing me to breathe. No wonder I haven't felt hungry in a week.

That would probably be the component that is used to make methamphetamine talking.