I don't think smooshed Spam would have the same texture as potted meat. Potted meat is oddly creamy or much like cat food. Spam is firmer than that.
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Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:47:17 pm PDT #5483 of 10002
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§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 12:48:03 pm PDT #5484 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Spam is firmer than that.
That's why I'm smooshing it. To make it mushy.
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Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:48:14 pm PDT #5485 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
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I think that Spam would end up more crumbly than smooth, like potted meat.
Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2005 12:48:40 pm PDT #5486 of 10002
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I'm going to go eat sausage now and not think about this.
Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:48:51 pm PDT #5487 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
maybe if you smooshed and added sour cream or some other creamy/fatty substance.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 12:49:07 pm PDT #5488 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think that Spam would end up more crumbly than smooth, like potted meat.
What if you poured in extra fat? And incorporated air?
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sarameg - Aug 03, 2005 12:51:41 pm PDT #5489 of 10002
I'm going to go get a burger.
Spam is to potted meat product what partical board is to pegboard, maybe?
Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:53:03 pm PDT #5490 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
maybe. similar, and yet not.
Yes, ita. I think if you incorporated some other fatty thing with air you'd get the right consistency.
hmm... I did just buy a new mixer....experiment time?
Topic!Cindy - Aug 03, 2005 12:53:30 pm PDT #5491 of 10002
What is even happening?
I think Potted Meat sounds more like Liverwurst or something.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 12:53:59 pm PDT #5492 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I did just buy a new mixer....experiment time?
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