I think that Spam would end up more crumbly than smooth, like potted meat.
What if you poured in extra fat? And incorporated air?
I'm introducing a co-worker to zappos.com. Ha!
Honestly, you meet the most appalling sort of people....
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 12:49:07 pm PDT #5488 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sarameg - Aug 03, 2005 12:51:41 pm PDT #5489 of 10002
I'm going to go get a burger.
Spam is to potted meat product what partical board is to pegboard, maybe?
Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:53:03 pm PDT #5490 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
maybe. similar, and yet not.
Yes, ita. I think if you incorporated some other fatty thing with air you'd get the right consistency.
hmm... I did just buy a new mixer....experiment time?
Topic!Cindy - Aug 03, 2005 12:53:30 pm PDT #5491 of 10002
What is even happening?
I think Potted Meat sounds more like Liverwurst or something.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 12:53:59 pm PDT #5492 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I did just buy a new mixer....experiment time?
No! Use your powers for good!
Topic!Cindy - Aug 03, 2005 12:56:33 pm PDT #5493 of 10002
What is even happening?
Underwood canned Liverwurst, canned Deviled Ham, and all manner of canned meats: [link]
I'm gagging as I type.
Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:56:35 pm PDT #5494 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
The new mixer is hard core. 100 extra watts from my old one.
AND PINK.
And, oddly cost less.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 1:00:12 pm PDT #5495 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't know how many watts I have. More than I had ever before, so it's great.
I just bought character shoes at Zappo's. This had better turn out well.
P.M. Marc - Aug 03, 2005 1:01:27 pm PDT #5496 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Yes, please. I would like to go home now. Has anyone seen my motivation to do work?
Mine just vanished with my remote connection puttering out. I'll reconnect to see if the file I think I submitted was, in fact, submitted, and then I'm ditching work for a few hours. Maybe I'll go to a park or something.
ChiKat - Aug 03, 2005 1:02:00 pm PDT #5497 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
My dad and brother both believe that potted meat and vienna sausage are required outdoor food. Picnic? Need potted meat and vienna sausage. Fishing? Potted meat and vienna sausage.
My mom, sisters and I, on the other hand, think potted meat and vienna sausages are nasty. We require pimento cheese for outdoor dining.