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'Serenity'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:48:14 pm PDT #5485 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

yay baby canned whole chicken!

I think that Spam would end up more crumbly than smooth, like potted meat.


Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2005 12:48:40 pm PDT #5486 of 10002
brillig

I'm going to go eat sausage now and not think about this.


Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:48:51 pm PDT #5487 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

maybe if you smooshed and added sour cream or some other creamy/fatty substance.


§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 12:49:07 pm PDT #5488 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think that Spam would end up more crumbly than smooth, like potted meat.

What if you poured in extra fat? And incorporated air?

I'm introducing a co-worker to zappos.com. Ha!


sarameg - Aug 03, 2005 12:51:41 pm PDT #5489 of 10002

I'm going to go get a burger.

Spam is to potted meat product what partical board is to pegboard, maybe?


Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:53:03 pm PDT #5490 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

maybe. similar, and yet not.

Yes, ita. I think if you incorporated some other fatty thing with air you'd get the right consistency.

hmm... I did just buy a new mixer....experiment time?


Topic!Cindy - Aug 03, 2005 12:53:30 pm PDT #5491 of 10002
What is even happening?

I think Potted Meat sounds more like Liverwurst or something.


§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 12:53:59 pm PDT #5492 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I did just buy a new mixer....experiment time?

No! Use your powers for good!


Topic!Cindy - Aug 03, 2005 12:56:33 pm PDT #5493 of 10002
What is even happening?

Underwood canned Liverwurst, canned Deviled Ham, and all manner of canned meats: [link]

I'm gagging as I type.


Kat - Aug 03, 2005 12:56:35 pm PDT #5494 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The new mixer is hard core. 100 extra watts from my old one.

AND PINK.

And, oddly cost less.