Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.

'Underneath'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Dana - Aug 18, 2004 6:09:37 am PDT #2957 of 3902
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And wings.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 18, 2004 7:21:45 am PDT #2958 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

They're really taking liberties with the historical accuracy of Julius Caesar, aren't they?


Dana - Aug 18, 2004 8:01:11 am PDT #2959 of 3902
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Yes. Julius Caesar, son of Aphrodite.

I have a very hard time turning off my brain for Xena, especially when one episode features the Trojan War and the next features Caesar.


Connie Neil - Aug 18, 2004 8:05:39 am PDT #2960 of 3902
brillig

Well, I was just watching for Ares anyway (weep, weep, Kevin Smith is gone).


Nutty - Aug 18, 2004 8:26:10 am PDT #2961 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Julius Caesar, son of Aphrodite.

Say again? Have these people seen busts of ole Julius? A funnier-looking guy I can't think of in antiquity, except maybe Nero. I mean, Narcissus son of Aphrodite, I could buy with appropriate hand-waving, or Julius Caesar bizarro love-child of Jupiter and Mars.

Also, wings? Since when do Roman emperors get wings??


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2004 8:33:59 am PDT #2962 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's a joke, Nutty. Karl Urban played both ol' Jules and Cupid.


Dana - Aug 18, 2004 8:35:14 am PDT #2963 of 3902
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

But see, as Cupid he was blond, and as Caesar, a brunet. So you could tell them apart, I guess. Wings notwithstanding.


Nutty - Aug 18, 2004 8:39:12 am PDT #2964 of 3902
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think Karl Urban is doomed to a career of very bad and/or strange hair.


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2004 8:51:49 am PDT #2965 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

His hair was fine in Bourne, wasn't it?


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2004 8:54:01 am PDT #2966 of 3902
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Etdelete:

Fie upon thee, blackberry.