Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:03:30 pm PST #1824 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Never be ashamed to show your fixtures off to your friends, just invoke a visit from all-powerful, all-knowing FATE!"

Let me just say that the lavatory is the last place I plan to invoke visits, all-powerful and all-knowing notwithstanding.


Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:06:57 pm PST #1825 of 3902
brillig

Oh, billy, fate always catches us with our pants down.


billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:10:26 pm PST #1826 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh, billy, fate always catches us with our pants down.

Which I wouldn't mind so much if it weren't so gleeful about the whole Polaroids thing.


Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:11:28 pm PST #1827 of 3902
brillig

And when did fate get so danged clever with the website, too?


billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:16:00 pm PST #1828 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And when did fate get so danged clever with the website, too?

That would be after they brought out Adobe Fate-o-shop.


Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:18:08 pm PST #1829 of 3902
brillig

Of course, no one's been safe since they cut that deal with Fox for "Fate's Funniest Cheap Shots." You give a cosmic power a digital camera, and suddenly everything just a gigantic pratfall.


JohnSweden - Feb 09, 2004 8:24:44 pm PST #1830 of 3902
I can't even.

Y'all are silly. And with the funny too.

I love FLYUFLZ so much I may just have to grab it immediately.


Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2004 8:26:15 pm PST #1831 of 3902
brillig

Took me a good ten minutes to figure out FLYUFLZ. I disappoint myself at times.

And thanks for being a great audience, we'll be here all week, try the veal and tip your waitress.


billytea - Feb 09, 2004 8:28:51 pm PST #1832 of 3902
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Took me a good ten minutes to figure out FLYUFLZ.

Fly United Floozies?


Volans - Feb 10, 2004 2:36:43 am PST #1833 of 3902
move out and draw fire

CTHLOO

Another car in my neighborhood has SANIT CK (sanity check)...you could try that. I keep threatening to get BYAKHEE.

DUNADAN? GONDOR? MLADRIS? GLMDRNG?