Use a bumper sticker for that one, and for your license plate, have "IMNOMAN".
Or "RNGISMNE".
Better yet, "USHLNTPS".
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Kathy A - Feb 09, 2004 3:28:12 pm PST #1808 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Jessica - Feb 09, 2004 3:29:46 pm PST #1809 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
USHLNTPS
HA!
Oh, I must have this. First, I'll need to get a car.
Volans - Feb 09, 2004 3:36:21 pm PST #1810 of 3902
move out and draw fire
USHLNTPS
(heads to DMV website)
Kathy A - Feb 09, 2004 3:48:20 pm PST #1811 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I'm bummed--Illinois' vanity plates only allow up to seven letters. Damn. I might have to go for that FLYUFLZ next year.
Volans - Feb 09, 2004 4:04:26 pm PST #1812 of 3902
move out and draw fire
So does VA. But IMNOMAN works. Of course, it'll be amusing when my husband's driving the car.
Kate P. - Feb 09, 2004 4:14:21 pm PST #1813 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
USHLNTPS
???
amych - Feb 09, 2004 4:17:25 pm PST #1814 of 3902
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
USHLNTPS
???
Try reading it out loud to yourself very slowly and commandingly.
U. SHL. NT. PS!
Kate P. - Feb 09, 2004 4:18:55 pm PST #1815 of 3902
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Oh! Duh. I kept thinking "ush lentpis? There must be something I'm missing!"
scrappy - Feb 09, 2004 4:23:28 pm PST #1816 of 3902
Nobody
I posted this a while ago, but it's so cool it bears repeating. I saw a silver Jetta with a plate which read MITHRIL
Kathy A - Feb 09, 2004 4:56:18 pm PST #1817 of 3902
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
But IMNOMAN works. Of course, it'll be amusing when my husband's driving the car.
Have him put on some furry feet and Rohirric armor--he can be Merry.