Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.  

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JohnSweden - Oct 31, 2003 6:50:20 am PST #6384 of 10001
I can't even.

It eats you starting with your bottom?
(psst - it's how andrew and jonathan translated 'desde abajo te devora' - from beneath you it devours)

Yeah, you can see how the whole Evil thing was kinda tempting for the lads with a pick-up line like that.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 31, 2003 6:51:40 am PST #6385 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hey, 100 proof flammable vodka has uses other than drinking. Though such a use might put the Russian vampire fighters in a quandry.


amych - Oct 31, 2003 6:51:58 am PST #6386 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I just like the idea of this drab, socialist version of Buffy.

Anne?


joe boucher - Oct 31, 2003 6:52:12 am PST #6387 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

It sounds like a line from a cheap Soviet knock-off of BtVS.

So that's what happened to S6 & S7! Friggin' Commies! Do you realize that mistranslation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face? </Gen. Ripper>


Phill - Oct 31, 2003 6:52:33 am PST #6388 of 10001
I like to talk about politics with people that agree with me, and I like high class places.

Come, Alexander and Veeelow. People's Library Commisar Gilesofsky rewuires our presence in order to defeat the capitalists.


Holli - Oct 31, 2003 6:53:01 am PST #6389 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Hee. Now I'm imagining a version of Buffy wherein all the demons dress like Industrial Revolution-era tycoons, and the Slayers (because having a Chosen *One* is elitist) have to come up with ways to rally the workers every week.

For sweeps, they harvest grain.


smonster - Oct 31, 2003 6:55:02 am PST #6390 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

drab, socialist version of Buffy.

Hmm. Yes. The government's official position would be that vampires don't exist, but actually they make up a large chunk of the KGB. Buffy would wear shorter skirts (really) and more makeup, and have fur coats instead of leather ones. Willow could wear her eskimo outfit and fit in. Giles would drink tea... with vodka in it. Instead of the Mayor, season 3 would have involved the Mafia.

Okay, I'll stop now. My two years in a former Soviet Republic are showing.


Phill - Oct 31, 2003 6:55:51 am PST #6391 of 10001
I like to talk about politics with people that agree with me, and I like high class places.

Hee. Now I'm imagining a version of Buffy wherein all the demons dress like Industrial Revolution-era tycoons, and the Slayers (because having a Chosen *One* is elitist) have to come up with ways to rally the workers every week.

And they have a Glorious Five Year Plan to make the world vampire free.


Holli - Oct 31, 2003 6:58:50 am PST #6392 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

And Buffy sends Angel to the gulag at the end of Season Two, because he became a capitalist traitor to the revolution after they slept togehter.


Phill - Oct 31, 2003 7:03:05 am PST #6393 of 10001
I like to talk about politics with people that agree with me, and I like high class places.

And Buffy sends Angel to the gulag at the end of Season Two, because he became a capitalist traitor to the revolution after they slept togehter.

But before that, this East German slayer named Kendra shows up. But all the fans are freaked out because her accent totaly sounds Georgian.