It eats you starting with your bottom?
(psst - it's how andrew and jonathan translated 'desde abajo te devora' - from beneath you it devours)
Yeah, you can see how the whole Evil thing was kinda tempting for the lads with a pick-up line like that.
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It eats you starting with your bottom?
(psst - it's how andrew and jonathan translated 'desde abajo te devora' - from beneath you it devours)
Yeah, you can see how the whole Evil thing was kinda tempting for the lads with a pick-up line like that.
Hey, 100 proof flammable vodka has uses other than drinking. Though such a use might put the Russian vampire fighters in a quandry.
I just like the idea of this drab, socialist version of Buffy.
Anne?
It sounds like a line from a cheap Soviet knock-off of BtVS.
So that's what happened to S6 & S7! Friggin' Commies! Do you realize that mistranslation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face? </Gen. Ripper>
Come, Alexander and Veeelow. People's Library Commisar Gilesofsky rewuires our presence in order to defeat the capitalists.
Hee. Now I'm imagining a version of Buffy wherein all the demons dress like Industrial Revolution-era tycoons, and the Slayers (because having a Chosen *One* is elitist) have to come up with ways to rally the workers every week.
For sweeps, they harvest grain.
drab, socialist version of Buffy.
Hmm. Yes. The government's official position would be that vampires don't exist, but actually they make up a large chunk of the KGB. Buffy would wear shorter skirts (really) and more makeup, and have fur coats instead of leather ones. Willow could wear her eskimo outfit and fit in. Giles would drink tea... with vodka in it. Instead of the Mayor, season 3 would have involved the Mafia.
Okay, I'll stop now. My two years in a former Soviet Republic are showing.
Hee. Now I'm imagining a version of Buffy wherein all the demons dress like Industrial Revolution-era tycoons, and the Slayers (because having a Chosen *One* is elitist) have to come up with ways to rally the workers every week.
And they have a Glorious Five Year Plan to make the world vampire free.
And Buffy sends Angel to the gulag at the end of Season Two, because he became a capitalist traitor to the revolution after they slept togehter.
And Buffy sends Angel to the gulag at the end of Season Two, because he became a capitalist traitor to the revolution after they slept togehter.
But before that, this East German slayer named Kendra shows up. But all the fans are freaked out because her accent totaly sounds Georgian.