Hey, 100 proof flammable vodka has uses other than drinking. Though such a use might put the Russian vampire fighters in a quandry.
Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Buffy 4: Grr. Arrgh.
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Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 31, 2003 6:51:40 am PST #6385 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
amych - Oct 31, 2003 6:51:58 am PST #6386 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I just like the idea of this drab, socialist version of Buffy.
Anne?
joe boucher - Oct 31, 2003 6:52:12 am PST #6387 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine
It sounds like a line from a cheap Soviet knock-off of BtVS.
So that's what happened to S6 & S7! Friggin' Commies! Do you realize that mistranslation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face? </Gen. Ripper>
Phill - Oct 31, 2003 6:52:33 am PST #6388 of 10001
I like to talk about politics with people that agree with me, and I like high class places.
Come, Alexander and Veeelow. People's Library Commisar Gilesofsky rewuires our presence in order to defeat the capitalists.
Holli - Oct 31, 2003 6:53:01 am PST #6389 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
Hee. Now I'm imagining a version of Buffy wherein all the demons dress like Industrial Revolution-era tycoons, and the Slayers (because having a Chosen *One* is elitist) have to come up with ways to rally the workers every week.
For sweeps, they harvest grain.
smonster - Oct 31, 2003 6:55:02 am PST #6390 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
drab, socialist version of Buffy.
Hmm. Yes. The government's official position would be that vampires don't exist, but actually they make up a large chunk of the KGB. Buffy would wear shorter skirts (really) and more makeup, and have fur coats instead of leather ones. Willow could wear her eskimo outfit and fit in. Giles would drink tea... with vodka in it. Instead of the Mayor, season 3 would have involved the Mafia.
Okay, I'll stop now. My two years in a former Soviet Republic are showing.
Phill - Oct 31, 2003 6:55:51 am PST #6391 of 10001
I like to talk about politics with people that agree with me, and I like high class places.
Hee. Now I'm imagining a version of Buffy wherein all the demons dress like Industrial Revolution-era tycoons, and the Slayers (because having a Chosen *One* is elitist) have to come up with ways to rally the workers every week.
And they have a Glorious Five Year Plan to make the world vampire free.
Holli - Oct 31, 2003 6:58:50 am PST #6392 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
And Buffy sends Angel to the gulag at the end of Season Two, because he became a capitalist traitor to the revolution after they slept togehter.
Phill - Oct 31, 2003 7:03:05 am PST #6393 of 10001
I like to talk about politics with people that agree with me, and I like high class places.
And Buffy sends Angel to the gulag at the end of Season Two, because he became a capitalist traitor to the revolution after they slept togehter.
But before that, this East German slayer named Kendra shows up. But all the fans are freaked out because her accent totaly sounds Georgian.
P.M. Marc - Oct 31, 2003 7:06:33 am PST #6394 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I saw Willow being gay as just another anvil labelled "Guys are occasionally fun to have around, but fairly irrelevant to our lives".
Err, Connie, I find that really offensive, especially as Willow came out when the show was still fairly guy-heavy.
And, given that it took until the final freaking episode for the heroine to decide that she was a fish and the guys were bicycles for the nonce, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it really felt in the last few seasons like they lost the girl power mission.
I would have hated a Xander is gay storyline. I am not sure why, but I guess I just liked that this man who honestly liked women, preferred their friendship, was straight, and would have (at least at times) liked to have been (and in Willow's case, was) romantically (or sexually) involved with them, but when it didn't work out (or last), the friendship was more important, and easily survived the romantic feelings.
It's rare to see on screen, and that's something I respect ME for showing.