We have a number of X-Files fans here who migrated as it descended into crapulence.

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I blame several ex-Phile Buffistas for sucking me in. Blame, owe toasters, whatever. (Btw, why toasters? Why not a microwave? Or a coffee grinder? I've always wondered.)

I started after The Body aired, because of the web-wide critical praise. The only other ep I had seen prior to that was parts of Reptile Boy, and boy, I was not impressed. I started with the season 1&2 VHS boxsets, and was instantly hooked. Wepted like a leaky faucet at Jenny's death although I had no idea who the hell she was, since she wasn't featured at all in the S1 set (They didn't have Prophecy Girl in the S1 box set! That's pretty cracked, I tell you.) Then I started watching late S5 in real time. I believe Intervention was the first episode I watched, which may explain why I feel so freaking ambivalent about Spike's character, even now.

(Btw, why toasters? Why not a microwave? Or a coffee grinder? I've always wondered.)

I *think* -- but I could be wrong -- back in the day, banks gave people toasters for opening an account with them.

Because really, what's better than a perfectly toasted slice of bread, with melting butter and some awesome jam?

YEAAAAAHHHHH, TOAST!

And I turned out warped on a fundamental level, so maybe you were better off without.

Heh. I hate to tell you, hon, but you started out that way. That's why we liked you.

Well, I can make toasts on a frying fan with melted butter. If I were to convert somebody to something (to the Dark side of the Force!), I'd much rather get an espresso machine. Or a blender. Or cash. But that's just me.

My bank never gave me nuthin' when I opened my accouts with them. I feel robbed.

I *think* -- but I could be wrong -- back in the day, banks gave people toasters for opening an account with them.

Oh, jeez. In the Old Days, people gave out toasters with everything... Bank accounts, insurance policies, other toasters...

Heh. I hate to tell you, hon, but you started out that way. That's why we liked you.

I actually went back and looked at some of my first posts on TT, and god was I annoying. I sounded so... thirteen. And I think my sister was rude to Betsy.

Y'all and Joss turned me into the moderately social-skilled person I am today.

My bank never gave me nuthin' when I opened my accouts with them. I feel robbed.

I got a free Sprite. I think that was partly because I was in a really crappy mood and the woman opening the account felt bad for me, though.

First episode was Bad Eggs. I wasn't impressed, although some of the lines were funny (especially the opening in the mall) and I got the Gorch brothers reference, which I thought was a nice touch.

who were the gorch brothers?

Awww, you turned out okay.

And I turned out warped on a fundamental level, so maybe you were better off without.

Aw, but I am warped in an okay way. It would have been nice to realize sooner, that I wasn't so much of an exception at all.

who were the gorch brothers?

Cowboy vampires in Bad Eggs. One of them turned back up in Homecoming, for Slayerfest 99.