Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Oct 22, 2026 9:44:10 am PDT #14491 of 14505

Oh! And lisah -- I'm glad you're healing well and resting! Bionic knees for the win.


-t - Oct 22, 2026 9:49:42 am PDT #14492 of 14505
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

They said this flight was full but the seat next to me is empty, yay! My seat won’t really recline, boo.


erikaj - Oct 22, 2026 10:54:57 am PDT #14493 of 14505
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

The stones were kind of big, but it was a lot. Because the fun never stops, I have a dental cleaning today and tomorrow I have to get up two hours early so that Mom can take a stupid CPR class for what feels like the thousandth time.(The agency left it to the last second so it's our emergency--all of those people are stupid and The Absolute Worst.)


NoiseDesign - Oct 22, 2026 11:03:33 am PDT #14494 of 14505
Our wings are not tired

It was just bucketing rain here a few minutes ago.


-t - Oct 22, 2026 11:04:23 am PDT #14495 of 14505
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

How tiresome, erika.

Looks like we sat on the tarmac before taking off long enough that I’ll only have 14 minutes to make my connection in Dallas. Or maybe -4 minutes? Exciting! If I get moved to a later flight it makes no difference to anyone, I don’t have plans for this evening or anything, so I’m just interested to see how this works.

Oh, in a different terminal, even.

If I rebook I can’t keep my first class upgrade, apparently. That’s disappointing, I was looking forward to that.


-t - Oct 22, 2026 11:09:29 am PDT #14496 of 14505
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nice that I can rebook from my phone while in the air, I guess.


Atropa - Oct 22, 2026 11:29:16 am PDT #14497 of 14505
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The ungodly early meeting was to announce that our boss is leaving the company in January. Which I'm not thrilled about, but the meeting could have been about worse things.


Dana - Oct 22, 2026 12:01:04 pm PDT #14498 of 14505
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

That's bullshit, -t.


Jessica - Oct 22, 2026 12:01:10 pm PDT #14499 of 14505
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The ungodly early meeting was to announce that our boss is leaving the company in January.

Definitely could have been a 7:30am email


Jessica - Oct 22, 2026 12:01:49 pm PDT #14500 of 14505
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Looks like we sat on the tarmac before taking off long enough that I’ll only have 14 minutes to make my connection in Dallas.

Oh shit! And boo to losing the upgrade :(