I'll nurse you back to health. I'll wear the nurse outfit!

"BuffyBot" ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Sep 09, 2026 2:26:08 pm PDT #13871 of 14044
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

For me, of course, they're insurmountable menaces to society.


Jessica - Sep 09, 2026 3:03:17 pm PDT #13872 of 14044
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh no, t!


askye - Sep 09, 2026 4:00:24 pm PDT #13873 of 14044
Thrive to spite them

Oh no -t!! Although it could have been much worse.

Penny went to the vet today. She has lost weight because her mouth is in horrible shape and she needs extensive dental work to remove the plaque and probably remove the rest of her teeth. So that will be happening.

I am going to get some dental wipes so we can start taking care of Duchess and Scrappy's teeth.

And Mom really loves the Independent Living Place

BUT she found a house for rent in Brevard that is everything she has wanted. So guess what she is doing ? Renting the house. She did say she would rent it for one year and then move to the Independent living place.


DavidS - Sep 09, 2026 4:10:31 pm PDT #13874 of 14044
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Shit, our bid is in the top 5 but not the highest. They're taking counter offers until 8pm.

Ours is the only bid that's a cash buy though so we'd win out over a tie.


-t - Sep 09, 2026 4:46:24 pm PDT #13875 of 14044
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I hope that works out for your mom, askye

Good luck, Hec! Counter-offer~ma

They are cleaning a room for mom to move to, hooray! We sent my dad home to rest, hopefully he is napping. Mom’s doing pretty well, ready to nap herself but content to sit here chatting with me


-t - Sep 09, 2026 5:28:32 pm PDT #13876 of 14044
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

In a private room! It’s nice and quiet up here. Mom is pretty excited to get up and go to the bathroom (with assistance)


lisah - Sep 09, 2026 5:44:54 pm PDT #13877 of 14044
Punishingly Intricate

Oh my gosh, -t! I’m glad I read this after your mom I was bandaged up and excited to use the bathroom in her private room! Hope her recovery is smooth.


-t - Sep 09, 2026 6:12:33 pm PDT #13878 of 14044
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So far so good! She’s asleep right now which is such a relief. And Dad called after going home and sleeping for a bit, he’ll head back to the hospital with her hearing aid charger and cell phone and post-surgery eye drops if he can find all that.

I think some of the swelling around her eyes is already going down, although the bruising will probably be spectacular tomorrow


-t - Sep 09, 2026 6:19:09 pm PDT #13879 of 14044
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I am finishing my lunch


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 09, 2026 6:29:34 pm PDT #13880 of 14044
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Yikes -t! Here's hoping the wrist is the worst of it and your mom's recovery goes smoothly.