optimized placement of prongs for pasta retention and transfer
Dang, I can't believe I've been retaining and transferring pasta with a suboptimal fork this whole time.
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jul 23, 2026 9:14:24 am PDT #13399 of 13434
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
-t - Jul 23, 2026 9:24:04 am PDT #13400 of 13434
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Right? I wish I could have seen the R&D lab when they were working on that
Jessica - Jul 23, 2026 9:39:57 am PDT #13401 of 13434
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Immediately printing myself business cards with the title "SVP, Pasta Retention Optimization"
erikaj - Jul 23, 2026 10:33:23 am PDT #13402 of 13434
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
A lot of times when I go to webinars, my lack of title makes me feel conspicuous. maybe I'll just borrow that one.
-t - Jul 23, 2026 10:40:36 am PDT #13403 of 13434
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, hell, I thought I had talked myself into the fish turner and French whisk combo but now I see there are also balloon whisks and maybe that's better? Argh
JenP - Jul 23, 2026 10:58:07 am PDT #13404 of 13434
Well, now I want the colander set. I do not have a good colander. I have my mom's old thin, three-legged thing that I use and have not replaced for sentimental reasons (pretty sure it's older than I am), but I would 100% get the set they are showing. You can never have too many colanders. (I also have a crappy plastic slotted thing and a big and a small fine mesh strainer, so I make due, but... shiny, shiny colander set!)
So, I no help in the deciding department.
Laura - Jul 23, 2026 11:47:52 am PDT #13405 of 13434
Our wings are not tired.
I am clearly a peasant with my wooden pasta retention tool.
Putting up floating shelves today for my books. They are super nice looking. Altough my walls are pine planks I decided to get a stud finder to be extra secure. Of course I got home to find I also needed a 9 volt battery. Sigh. At least my nephew has one so I don't have to make the trek to town again.
Yesterday's big project, which I only observed, was taking down some trees. The guy who does it here is amazing and super personable as well. I loved how he worked with his helpers. Super positive. As they secured ropes and so forth he would shout how perfect a job they were doing. Also, totally insane way the hell high up in the sky with a chainsaw. I'll have to post a video. I sent him a few for his collection.
-t - Jul 23, 2026 11:48:24 am PDT #13406 of 13434
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Well, today was supposed to be an in office day but the power went out in our part of town, so now it’s wfh. I am pausing for lunch en route.
I do like those colanders, Jen. I’ll have to check if they are available with discount….
-t - Jul 23, 2026 12:31:03 pm PDT #13407 of 13434
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I *can* get them for you wholesale, Jen.
Have lunched and am at the library to enjoy their wifi and air conditioning while I try to remember what work I was trying to get done today....
Sheryl - Jul 23, 2026 4:21:44 pm PDT #13408 of 13434
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
A placement has been found for Mr. S. Unfortunately, it's in Texas, but there weren't any options closer that would take him. (Some didn't have the staffing to deal with his behavior, some he was too young for, and one wouldn't take him because his recent behavior was too good.) We hired an agency recommended by the facility to drive him there, which picked him up today.
Hopefully, he will get the help he needs.