Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Natter 78: I might need to watch some Buffy for inspiration

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 02, 2026 11:02:56 am PDT #12186 of 12196
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Ugh, I should not have opted for high caffeine blend coffee from the convenience store this morning, my stomach's been feeling ooky ever since. Even application of grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup at lunch didn't seem to help much.


-t - Apr 02, 2026 11:07:08 am PDT #12187 of 12196
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Haha, you’re so right, Tep!


-t - Apr 02, 2026 11:32:54 am PDT #12188 of 12196
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Trudy, I mean the matzo that’s labeled “not for passover use” which is all that’s left on the shelves now…

[spoiler] I am using it anyway


JenP - Apr 02, 2026 11:37:35 am PDT #12189 of 12196

Feel better, Matt.

Steph, yes, Krok the Crock. How Dickensian! and, also, yes re: the missed op with Carl's name. Randomly, I enjoy Fiona and her crew. I hope Leif gets to meet the Ert.


Steph L. - Apr 02, 2026 11:51:17 am PDT #12190 of 12196
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I enjoy Fiona and her crew

Yes! I especially love Phil.

I hope Leif gets to meet the Ert.

He deserves it!


DavidS - Apr 02, 2026 12:05:08 pm PDT #12191 of 12196
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pam Bondi is out. Big surprise.

However, it's a glorious day in SF (after a rainy yesterday) and I got to have coffee with my friend Rachael this morning, and then I have Pilates with her this afternoon (she's my teacher).


-t - Apr 02, 2026 12:21:21 pm PDT #12192 of 12196
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Carl is a pretty good name, though


Trudy Booth - Apr 02, 2026 12:43:23 pm PDT #12193 of 12196
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Trudy, I mean the matzo that’s labeled “not for passover use” which is all that’s left on the shelves now…

Oooohhh....! I bet it IS defective! Maybe its the stuff they didn't get cooked in 18 minutes flat! [link]


Steph L. - Apr 02, 2026 1:00:01 pm PDT #12194 of 12196
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Carl is a pretty good name, though

Carl of Sagan!


Laura - Apr 02, 2026 3:22:29 pm PDT #12195 of 12196
Our wings are not tired.

I know that Bondi's replacement is just as evil, but I am really delighted that we won't have to listen to her anymore. She was so vile in the hearings. I know she got fired for not being vile enough, but I've been disgusted with her since she was AG in Florida. I hope her private sector job is cleaning sewers.

[spoiler] I am using it anyway

Going to hell for sure! Or wait, I think that is a Catholic thing. You're good.

I did several onerous paperwork jobs today, but still avoiding my taxes. Really have to do that tomorrow. I'm not going to owe any money but it is really a chore to do both the corporate and personal returns. But since I did get an accounting degree I really should just do it. Sigh. Tomorrow.