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Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Jessica - Jun 02, 2026 6:39:56 am PDT #8318 of 8327
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The dress code for the Vampire Lestat concert & afterparty tonight is "rock chic" which I'll just assume was meant to say "glam punk" and which I will do my best to achieve as a person who does not even own eyeliner. (The feeling of anything on my face that isn't an ultralight moisturizer makes my skin crawl and so makeup is a complete no-go and always has been.)


sj - Jun 02, 2026 6:46:57 am PDT #8319 of 8327
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That sounds like fun, Jess! I’m sure you look fabulous.

ltc has to wear her costume again today to present in front of the other classes. She’s unhappy because the wig is itchy.


Steph L. - Jun 02, 2026 7:48:27 am PDT #8320 of 8327
That which does not kill you should RUN

"glam punk" and which I will do my best to achieve as a person who does not even own eyeliner. (The feeling of anything on my face that isn't an ultralight moisturizer makes my skin crawl and so makeup is a complete no-go and always has been.)

I am far from being glam or punk, but I still think you can achieve glam punk through your clothes and general demeanor, no makeup required. (And really, can you even be glam if your skin isn't well hydrated?)


Jessica - Jun 02, 2026 7:51:53 am PDT #8321 of 8327
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It also has to be an outfit I can comfortably sit in for two hours (concert + screening) and walk through midtown NYC wearing at 7pm on a Tuesday. (So maaaaaaaaybe not the leather corset? But also maybe yes the leather corset?)

(And honestly, is there any time of day less punk than 7pm on a Tuesday? The real Lestat would never.)


Steph L. - Jun 02, 2026 7:54:12 am PDT #8322 of 8327
That which does not kill you should RUN

(And honestly, is there any time of day less punk than 7pm on a Tuesday? The real Lestat would never.)

Truer words have never been spoken.


-t - Jun 02, 2026 8:12:30 am PDT #8323 of 8327
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Say yes to the corset. If it is sufficiently comfortable.

I feel like 7pm on a Tuesday can be punk, but can't be glam.


erikaj - Jun 02, 2026 10:18:05 am PDT #8324 of 8327
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Not that I know, but this is also my instinct.


Cass - Jun 02, 2026 2:54:05 pm PDT #8325 of 8327
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

But also maybe yes the leather corset?

Maybe yes, indeed.


JenP - Jun 02, 2026 3:17:13 pm PDT #8326 of 8327

She’s unhappy because the wig is itchy.

I feel this in my bones. I love the concept.of wigs, but, wow, I cannot stand to have them on my head. The itch and the hot. But I also cut tags out of almost all my clothes, so, you know, not surprising. A shame though, because I think they're fun.


-t - Jun 02, 2026 4:38:30 pm PDT #8327 of 8327
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

::checks time::

What did you decide to wear, Jess?!? And what did you do with your hair, anything? It's pretty rock chic on the daily...


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