Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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JenP - Jun 02, 2026 3:17:13 pm PDT #8326 of 8327

She’s unhappy because the wig is itchy.

I feel this in my bones. I love the concept.of wigs, but, wow, I cannot stand to have them on my head. The itch and the hot. But I also cut tags out of almost all my clothes, so, you know, not surprising. A shame though, because I think they're fun.


-t - Jun 02, 2026 4:38:30 pm PDT #8327 of 8327
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

::checks time::

What did you decide to wear, Jess?!? And what did you do with your hair, anything? It's pretty rock chic on the daily...


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