Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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sj - Jun 02, 2026 6:46:57 am PDT #8319 of 8322
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That sounds like fun, Jess! I’m sure you look fabulous.

ltc has to wear her costume again today to present in front of the other classes. She’s unhappy because the wig is itchy.


Steph L. - Jun 02, 2026 7:48:27 am PDT #8320 of 8322
That which does not kill you should RUN

"glam punk" and which I will do my best to achieve as a person who does not even own eyeliner. (The feeling of anything on my face that isn't an ultralight moisturizer makes my skin crawl and so makeup is a complete no-go and always has been.)

I am far from being glam or punk, but I still think you can achieve glam punk through your clothes and general demeanor, no makeup required. (And really, can you even be glam if your skin isn't well hydrated?)


Jessica - Jun 02, 2026 7:51:53 am PDT #8321 of 8322
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It also has to be an outfit I can comfortably sit in for two hours (concert + screening) and walk through midtown NYC wearing at 7pm on a Tuesday. (So maaaaaaaaybe not the leather corset? But also maybe yes the leather corset?)

(And honestly, is there any time of day less punk than 7pm on a Tuesday? The real Lestat would never.)


Steph L. - Jun 02, 2026 7:54:12 am PDT #8322 of 8322
That which does not kill you should RUN

(And honestly, is there any time of day less punk than 7pm on a Tuesday? The real Lestat would never.)

Truer words have never been spoken.


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