Men love oral sex, especially when it’s uninhibited and spontaneous. Unzip his pants while he’s driving and make that trip to church a little more exciting.
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Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.
Lorne ,'Why We Fight'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
P.M. Marc - Mar 20, 2013 5:27:23 pm PDT #15478 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Kat - Mar 20, 2013 5:28:45 pm PDT #15479 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
bwahahahahah!
le nubian - Mar 20, 2013 5:32:10 pm PDT #15480 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
§ ita § - Mar 20, 2013 5:37:47 pm PDT #15481 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I mean, they didn't make it up for that article.
The existence of road head (like say, having unprotected sex with strangers in church during mass) isn't what my concern was--the idea that it was a solution to relationship problems and not Russian Roulette was why I linked to it.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 20, 2013 5:46:42 pm PDT #15482 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
If not for the risk to drivers in other cars and pedestrians though, I'd be onboard with that magazine's advice as a way to Darwin Award couples who are obviously too stupid to live.
meara - Mar 20, 2013 5:47:29 pm PDT #15483 of 30001
Also, of people who are giving/receiving oral sex in a car...how many of them are doing it ON THE WAY TO CHURCH??
Amy - Mar 20, 2013 5:58:35 pm PDT #15484 of 30001
Because books.
how many of them are doing it ON THE WAY TO CHURCH??
That was my favorite part! Because there's nothing like sitting through a sermon with dick breath.
Ginger - Mar 20, 2013 6:26:47 pm PDT #15485 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
To know all is not to understand all, generally, but my feelings about the man accused of using a racial slur and slapping a crying baby on his flight to Atlanta are conflicted now that I know he was on his way to turn off life support for his only child [link]
billytea - Mar 20, 2013 6:48:04 pm PDT #15486 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Men love oral sex, especially when it’s uninhibited and spontaneous. Unzip his pants while he’s driving and make that trip to church a little more exciting.
One time I drove into the church carpark, listening to Meatloaf's "Bat Out Of Hell II - Back Into Hell." As the parking attendant came over, I went for the volume control and managed to knock it the wrong way. The guy got an earful of "GODDAMMIT DADDY! You know I love you. But you've got a HELLUVA LOT TO LEARN about ROCK AND ROLL!!"
I'm now thinking I got off lightly.
Trudy Booth - Mar 20, 2013 6:55:05 pm PDT #15487 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
To know all is not to understand all, generally, but my feelings about the man accused of using a racial slur and slapping a crying baby on his flight to Atlanta are conflicted now that I know he was on his way to turn off life support for his only child.
I was not prepared for that story to get even sadder.