Men love oral sex, especially when it’s uninhibited and spontaneous. Unzip his pants while he’s driving and make that trip to church a little more exciting.
One time I drove into the church carpark, listening to Meatloaf's "Bat Out Of Hell II - Back Into Hell." As the parking attendant came over, I went for the volume control and managed to knock it the wrong way. The guy got an earful of
"GODDAMMIT DADDY! You know I love you. But you've got a HELLUVA LOT TO LEARN about ROCK AND ROLL!!"
I'm now thinking I got off lightly.
To know all is not to understand all, generally, but my feelings about the man accused of using a racial slur and slapping a crying baby on his flight to Atlanta are conflicted now that I know he was on his way to turn off life support for his only child.
I was not prepared for that story to get even sadder.
My in-laws are coming to visit in a couple of weeks to help me pack. So....yeah. We'll see how that goes.
I do not understand road head. I mean, if you're doing it right, he's going to be a little wrapped up to keep the car on the road. Not to mention that if he hits anything, it's going to be your head smacking the steering column.
Ginger,
I know plenty of grieving people who would not call babies a racial slur and slap them though. Clearly he was having a hard time, but couldn't he just ask the flight attendant to move him?
I don't condone what he did, but I also know what it's like to be on my last nerve. The parents of the unhurt toddler want the maximum penalty for a man who has lost his son and his job.
He lost his job over this, right? I don't know, I've never been a mother, but if you slap my toddler and you do hurt them, then I get to hit back, right? If it's not hurt, then maybe we can resolve it ia court of law. Slapping crying kids is a gesture of anger, not discipline, and it's a stranger, and...nah, I'd be pissed.
I thought he actually hurt the kid though, Ginger. I don't know I think i would feel sympathy, but oh well - you hit my kid.
Wow, a year in prison and a $100k fine? I'm sure he won't get that, but that's more time than the Steubenville rapists. Eesh.
That said, I can much more easily forgive slapping the baby than the racial slur. There's no call for either, but one is "I'm at the end of my rope and behaving in a way I shouldn't" and one is "when I'm at the end of my rope I'm behaving in a way I shouldn't AND I'm a jackass!"
