If not for the risk to drivers in other cars and pedestrians though, I'd be onboard with that magazine's advice as a way to Darwin Award couples who are obviously too stupid to live.
My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 20, 2013 5:46:42 pm PDT #15482 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
meara - Mar 20, 2013 5:47:29 pm PDT #15483 of 30001
Also, of people who are giving/receiving oral sex in a car...how many of them are doing it ON THE WAY TO CHURCH??
Amy - Mar 20, 2013 5:58:35 pm PDT #15484 of 30001
Because books.
how many of them are doing it ON THE WAY TO CHURCH??
That was my favorite part! Because there's nothing like sitting through a sermon with dick breath.
Ginger - Mar 20, 2013 6:26:47 pm PDT #15485 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
To know all is not to understand all, generally, but my feelings about the man accused of using a racial slur and slapping a crying baby on his flight to Atlanta are conflicted now that I know he was on his way to turn off life support for his only child [link]
billytea - Mar 20, 2013 6:48:04 pm PDT #15486 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Men love oral sex, especially when it’s uninhibited and spontaneous. Unzip his pants while he’s driving and make that trip to church a little more exciting.
One time I drove into the church carpark, listening to Meatloaf's "Bat Out Of Hell II - Back Into Hell." As the parking attendant came over, I went for the volume control and managed to knock it the wrong way. The guy got an earful of "GODDAMMIT DADDY! You know I love you. But you've got a HELLUVA LOT TO LEARN about ROCK AND ROLL!!"
I'm now thinking I got off lightly.
Trudy Booth - Mar 20, 2013 6:55:05 pm PDT #15487 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
To know all is not to understand all, generally, but my feelings about the man accused of using a racial slur and slapping a crying baby on his flight to Atlanta are conflicted now that I know he was on his way to turn off life support for his only child.
I was not prepared for that story to get even sadder.
Dana - Mar 20, 2013 6:58:28 pm PDT #15488 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
My in-laws are coming to visit in a couple of weeks to help me pack. So....yeah. We'll see how that goes.
Vortex - Mar 20, 2013 6:59:21 pm PDT #15489 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I do not understand road head. I mean, if you're doing it right, he's going to be a little wrapped up to keep the car on the road. Not to mention that if he hits anything, it's going to be your head smacking the steering column.
le nubian - Mar 20, 2013 7:01:57 pm PDT #15490 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Ginger,
I know plenty of grieving people who would not call babies a racial slur and slap them though. Clearly he was having a hard time, but couldn't he just ask the flight attendant to move him?
Consuela - Mar 20, 2013 7:09:12 pm PDT #15491 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
yeah. We'll see how that goes.
Oh, dear.