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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 20, 2013 4:26:07 pm PDT #15473 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd love to believe that site is satire, but...yeah.

So, watching un-named thing on TV, and there is this exchange while trying to discern someone's motive:

"If you're a terrorist, that might be reason enough."
"He's not from the Middle East. Fair skin, fair hair--the kind of terrorist we should fear the most--one of us."

Now, I think that's a carelessly biased thing to say in the first place, but who replies to a non-fair-skinned non-fair-haired speaker by defining "us" Nordically and excluding the person you're responding to? Oh, right. Humans.

::sigh:: Back to road head.


le nubian - Mar 20, 2013 4:35:13 pm PDT #15474 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

#6 on their list of how to make your man feel like a man.

This kind of thing started a bad chain of events in Stephen King's Thinner


Polgara - Mar 20, 2013 4:38:59 pm PDT #15475 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Now, I think that's a carelessly biased thing to say in the first place, but who replies to a non-fair-skinned non-fair-haired speaker by defining "us" Nordically and excluding the person you're responding to? Oh, right. Humans.

Speaking as a fair-skinned person, I too did a double take when he said that. But, it's a stupid show with very pretty people.


Scrappy - Mar 20, 2013 5:03:59 pm PDT #15476 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

#6 on their list of how to make your man feel like a man.

I, um, may have done that when I was in college. On the New Jersey Turnpike.


Jesse - Mar 20, 2013 5:09:44 pm PDT #15477 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Road head is a thing, though, right? I mean, they didn't make it up for that article.


P.M. Marc - Mar 20, 2013 5:27:23 pm PDT #15478 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Men love oral sex, especially when it’s uninhibited and spontaneous. Unzip his pants while he’s driving and make that trip to church a little more exciting.

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Kat - Mar 20, 2013 5:28:45 pm PDT #15479 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

bwahahahahah!


le nubian - Mar 20, 2013 5:32:10 pm PDT #15480 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Margaret Cho on Michelle Shocked.

[link]

Wow.


§ ita § - Mar 20, 2013 5:37:47 pm PDT #15481 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I mean, they didn't make it up for that article.

The existence of road head (like say, having unprotected sex with strangers in church during mass) isn't what my concern was--the idea that it was a solution to relationship problems and not Russian Roulette was why I linked to it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 20, 2013 5:46:42 pm PDT #15482 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If not for the risk to drivers in other cars and pedestrians though, I'd be onboard with that magazine's advice as a way to Darwin Award couples who are obviously too stupid to live.