Meep, puncture~ma, Matt!

Groupon impulse buying update: I have not pulled the trigger on paintball, tea, or wine tasting, but I did get myself a kitchen scale. Now, I already have a kitchen scale (which I use all the time) but the new one is more accurate, has a greater, capacity, and is yellow like my kitchen.

Finally got my timesheet submitted, hooray!

If your tetanus boosters are up to date and the weapon of choice was trustworthily clean and the bleeding stopped, I don't know if the requirement is medical treatment, but you're not going to die of too much doctoring in this regard.

Speaking of things you can injure yourself with, I literally only just now realised those aren't cake forks, those are salad forks.

I don't think any of mine have ever ever been used to eat salad. Lots and lots of cake, but I do extend the metaphor to any dessert that doesn't require a spoon.

Christ, I can't believe I was just grateful AARP told me there are achievements left, because clearly if I don't know how (or why) to set a table, I have a lot to discover.

And I don't know if I need to hold out for an extended version of The Hobbit. SO MUCH POSSIBILITY, SUCH RICH LIFE EXPERIENCES LEFT TO HAVE.

I mentioned I didn't like today, right?

I mentioned I didn't like today, right?

Kitten-fall-off-the-toilet dislike.

Groupon impulse buying update: I have not pulled the trigger on paintball, tea, or wine tasting, but I did get myself a kitchen scale.

Not to be an enabler or anything, but I got a Groupon last fall for paintball against zombies, and it was the bestest!time!evah!

and is yellow like my kitchen.

Zulily tempts me exceedingly with purple kitchen things. I did recently snap and buy a toaster, but it looks like my tea machine which is not purple. Those are my two kitchen directions--brushed steel and purple.

Purple knives! Purple pots! Purple baking tins! But I have only snapped and bought purple towels (and earrings, but they don't count) so far.

I literally only just now realised those aren't cake forks, those are salad forks.

*Is* there such a thing as a cake fork?

I think all of my forks are cake forks by default.

I did recently snap and buy a toaster

Okay, I admit it: I'm pretty stoked to register for wedding gifts. I want a coffeemaker that can also accelerate particles to the speed of light.

Any fork, spork, or other implement can be a cake device.

I kinda want this. [link]

Not to be an enabler or anything, but I got a Groupon last fall for paintball against zombies, and it was the bestest!time!evah!

Hm, my offer does not include zombies. But it seems like a very good price if I could assemble a group of people to do it.

Zulily tempts me exceedingly with purple kitchen things.

I would have gotten purple (I almost always get purple anything if I can) but it was sold out by the time I saw the e-mail. The yellowness of my kitchen is nice and cheery in the morning, though, so I'm good with the consolation color.

I want a coffeemaker that can also accelerate particles to the speed of light.

As long as you are okay with those particles being photons, that's totally achievable.

Mmm, cake. I use my salad forks mostly for salads and my teaspoons largely for tea. Maybe more coffee recently? Way to think inside the box, -t.

Ooh, I want to know what everyone's kitchen accessory colors are! Mine is red. It used to be green, and I am cheap and still use the green towels, so it always looks half-assedly Christmassy.