I'm so stressed I just spent 20 minutes crying in the bathroom (20 minutes I can ill afford to waste, I might add).
Tell me good things?
Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.
Trick ,'First Date'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2013 6:16:06 am PDT #14343 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Nora Deirdre - Mar 11, 2013 6:17:56 am PDT #14344 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Work stress? I'm sorry. As a palliative, I remind you of your fiance's wedding tie.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 11, 2013 6:20:51 am PDT #14345 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I don't know that I'd assign any great depth to her songs, but they're a lot of fun to listen to.
I'm just glad you got them into assisted living when you did.
Amen. I think it really did happen just in the nick of time, 'Suela.
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2013 6:22:52 am PDT #14346 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Work stress and I don't even know how to plan a wedding and people want me to have everything planned and people won't stop talking to me and I have new software at work but our current issue had to be done with the old software (long story) and so Chatty had to do the issue and he managed to delete all of his files I AM NOT EVEN JOKING and the printer found errors in the files he made and so he has to redo them but my boss keeps asking ME about them, going to far as to call me and tell me I have new e-mail from the printer LIKE I CAN'T READ MY OWN EMAIL and every time I blow my nose it is ALL BLOOD so I'm pretty sure I have sinus cancer or nose cancer or head cancer and I'm going to die before lunch.
Amy - Mar 11, 2013 6:23:39 am PDT #14347 of 30001
Because books.
Steph, my boss brought his dog in today, and I took her for a walk. That was a good thing.
Also, there are songs on the new Killers album that are mood-lifting.
Amy - Mar 11, 2013 6:25:22 am PDT #14348 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, sweetie. No sinus cancer. Try some nasal spray to keep it moist. It's probably just too dry in the building -- I've been having the same problem.
Remember, it's your wedding. If you don't want to plan anything today, don't. If people ask you questions about the wedding, tell them you'll let them know when you do and you have other things to concentrate on today.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 11, 2013 6:32:27 am PDT #14349 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I don't understand people, sometimes. You have a date and a place. What more do they need?
Theodosia - Mar 11, 2013 6:34:55 am PDT #14350 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
There's always eloping. I understand that can be a popular option.
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2013 6:36:02 am PDT #14351 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sorry for all the stress, Tepyy.
ION, today's xkcd:
My brain is braining at only 47% efficiency, so it took me a few seconds....
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2013 6:38:18 am PDT #14352 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
You have a date and a place. What more do they need?
I can't even begin listing things, or I start to make a keening noise that only dogs can hear.