Work stress and I don't even know how to plan a wedding and people want me to have everything planned and people won't stop talking to me and I have new software at work but our current issue had to be done with the old software (long story) and so Chatty had to do the issue and he managed to delete all of his files I AM NOT EVEN JOKING and the printer found errors in the files he made and so he has to redo them but my boss keeps asking ME about them, going to far as to call me and tell me I have new e-mail from the printer LIKE I CAN'T READ MY OWN EMAIL and every time I blow my nose it is ALL BLOOD so I'm pretty sure I have sinus cancer or nose cancer or head cancer and I'm going to die before lunch.
Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.
'The Train Job'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2013 6:22:52 am PDT #14346 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Amy - Mar 11, 2013 6:23:39 am PDT #14347 of 30001
Because books.
Steph, my boss brought his dog in today, and I took her for a walk. That was a good thing.
Also, there are songs on the new Killers album that are mood-lifting.
Amy - Mar 11, 2013 6:25:22 am PDT #14348 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, sweetie. No sinus cancer. Try some nasal spray to keep it moist. It's probably just too dry in the building -- I've been having the same problem.
Remember, it's your wedding. If you don't want to plan anything today, don't. If people ask you questions about the wedding, tell them you'll let them know when you do and you have other things to concentrate on today.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 11, 2013 6:32:27 am PDT #14349 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I don't understand people, sometimes. You have a date and a place. What more do they need?
Theodosia - Mar 11, 2013 6:34:55 am PDT #14350 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
There's always eloping. I understand that can be a popular option.
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2013 6:36:02 am PDT #14351 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sorry for all the stress, Tepyy.
ION, today's xkcd:
My brain is braining at only 47% efficiency, so it took me a few seconds....
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2013 6:38:18 am PDT #14352 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
You have a date and a place. What more do they need?
I can't even begin listing things, or I start to make a keening noise that only dogs can hear.
Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2013 6:38:21 am PDT #14353 of 30001
brillig
re: XKCD
I didn't get that one, could someone more mathy explain it to me?
SuziQ - Mar 11, 2013 6:39:34 am PDT #14354 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Dry nose syndrome. No sinus-cancer.
At the Jeff Dunham concert he had a couple of things blowing smoke looking stuff on stage. He told a story how after one concert his laywer got a letter threatening a law suit over the "special effects fog" on stage and how his client couldn't breathe as a result and had to go to the hospital. Jeff then leaned down and picked up one of the machines - it was a penguin shaped humidifier.
erikaj - Mar 11, 2013 6:39:57 am PDT #14355 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
That your colors are aquamarine and taupe(Don't even come NEAR me with that teal crap...what is this, Studio 54?) And instead of a cake, your cousin is gonna make adorable prune danishes, and you're gonna dance to "Close To You" even though part of you thinks it's hacky and played-out instead of retro and adorable...what do you think?