There's always eloping. I understand that can be a popular option.
Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.
'Serenity'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Mar 11, 2013 6:34:55 am PDT #14350 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2013 6:36:02 am PDT #14351 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sorry for all the stress, Tepyy.
ION, today's xkcd:
My brain is braining at only 47% efficiency, so it took me a few seconds....
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2013 6:38:18 am PDT #14352 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
You have a date and a place. What more do they need?
I can't even begin listing things, or I start to make a keening noise that only dogs can hear.
Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2013 6:38:21 am PDT #14353 of 30001
brillig
re: XKCD
I didn't get that one, could someone more mathy explain it to me?
SuziQ - Mar 11, 2013 6:39:34 am PDT #14354 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Dry nose syndrome. No sinus-cancer.
At the Jeff Dunham concert he had a couple of things blowing smoke looking stuff on stage. He told a story how after one concert his laywer got a letter threatening a law suit over the "special effects fog" on stage and how his client couldn't breathe as a result and had to go to the hospital. Jeff then leaned down and picked up one of the machines - it was a penguin shaped humidifier.
erikaj - Mar 11, 2013 6:39:57 am PDT #14355 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
That your colors are aquamarine and taupe(Don't even come NEAR me with that teal crap...what is this, Studio 54?) And instead of a cake, your cousin is gonna make adorable prune danishes, and you're gonna dance to "Close To You" even though part of you thinks it's hacky and played-out instead of retro and adorable...what do you think?
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2013 6:42:17 am PDT #14356 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I didn't get that one, could someone more mathy explain it to me?
It's a dumb joke. The superscript '2' is for the footnote; the circumference of a circle is 2*pi*r. Using a superscript there is very stupid, as it looks like the 'r' should be squared.
Tom Scola - Mar 11, 2013 6:43:18 am PDT #14357 of 30001
hwæt
The formula for the circumference of a circle is 2πr. The formula for the area of a circle is πr². The r² in the comic is not r-squared, but rather r-with-a-footnote. I didn't find it very funny, myself.
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2013 6:43:27 am PDT #14358 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
That your colors are aquamarine and taupe(Don't even come NEAR me with that teal crap...what is this, Studio 54?) And instead of a cake, your cousin is gonna make adorable prune danishes, and you're gonna dance to "Close To You" even though part of you thinks it's hacky and played-out instead of retro and adorable...what do you think?
Achievement unlocked: wedding planned!
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2013 6:45:00 am PDT #14359 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I didn't find it very funny, myself.
Hard to argue with this. For me, my reaction was, "Wait, what? Oh."