Dear Auntie: The fact that you only show up on my facebook to complain about my politics makes you a giant bitch. And not the fun kind. Love, Me. PS: I know why my mother never liked you now! Filter me if you don't like it.
Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Mar 05, 2013 10:01:28 am PST #13714 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2013 10:03:25 am PST #13715 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Don't people sniff something to temporarily reduce their sense of smell when dealing with, say, rotting corpses? I think I saw this on a cop show.
erikaj - Mar 05, 2013 10:06:04 am PST #13716 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
I believe that's Vicks Vaporub(of course, I know, right? Probably another reason my family finds me off-putting.)
Amy - Mar 05, 2013 10:09:39 am PST #13717 of 30001
Because books.
In Silence of the Lambs they spread menthol under the nose and left it there during the autopsy.
tommyrot - Mar 05, 2013 10:10:52 am PST #13718 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking about.
Jesse - Mar 05, 2013 10:24:25 am PST #13719 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's just because they can't smoke cigars everywhere anymore....
Amy - Mar 05, 2013 10:30:08 am PST #13720 of 30001
Because books.
Mmm, cigars. I used to go to the tobacco shop with my old boss so I could stand in the humidor and inhale.
I honestly could not want chocolate more than I do right now.
le nubian - Mar 05, 2013 10:35:04 am PST #13721 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Dark chocolate is the best. But I may not be helping.
Jessica - Mar 05, 2013 10:39:14 am PST #13722 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Someone in the office had a birthday so I got a free cupcake. I'm pretty happy about that.
Amy - Mar 05, 2013 10:43:30 am PST #13723 of 30001
Because books.
Neither of you are helping. Hmph.