Not helpful, Mr. Man
I realise that this might be my "does this make my ass look big" question, but they're not! I've seen some huge mams on normal sized women--mine really don't rate. There are some proportion issues, I'll grant, but I would get laughed out of the big titty club.
Hmmph.
My head tubes feel like they're prepping for war--minor sore throat, itchy ears, and when I rub them, there's an ache deeper in--is there anything I can do other than rest and liquids to forestall this? Is vitamin C a myth? Zinc? WHAT???? I don't want to be sick. I actually don't do it that often, and I'm pretty crap at it, and handle it like a pouty five year old.
Yesterday I asked the restaurant with the magic muffins if their spicy chicken soup was really spicy, and they came back with the perfect sample size--enough to tell me that, yes, too spicy and I should just order the tomato bisque, but since it was a couple ounces or more, actually enough to taste and appreciate without upsetting my stomach. I hate when food is tasty, but not compatible with my tummy. But I really like it when I have established a relationship with an establishment so they think they've given me enough to enjoy too (this is the place that made me a hamburger in their opening weeks and forgot the meat--they replaced that travesty with a proper burger, and gave me six or seven coupons for free garlic fries--hey presto changeo! Devoted customer created in an instant. I buy three magic muffins three times a week and garlic fries once, and I usually have their soup of the week too.)