Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Mar 05, 2013 10:06:04 am PST #13716 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I believe that's Vicks Vaporub(of course, I know, right? Probably another reason my family finds me off-putting.)


Amy - Mar 05, 2013 10:09:39 am PST #13717 of 30001
Because books.

In Silence of the Lambs they spread menthol under the nose and left it there during the autopsy.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2013 10:10:52 am PST #13718 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking about.


Jesse - Mar 05, 2013 10:24:25 am PST #13719 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's just because they can't smoke cigars everywhere anymore....


Amy - Mar 05, 2013 10:30:08 am PST #13720 of 30001
Because books.

Mmm, cigars. I used to go to the tobacco shop with my old boss so I could stand in the humidor and inhale.

I honestly could not want chocolate more than I do right now.


le nubian - Mar 05, 2013 10:35:04 am PST #13721 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Dark chocolate is the best. But I may not be helping.


Jessica - Mar 05, 2013 10:39:14 am PST #13722 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Someone in the office had a birthday so I got a free cupcake. I'm pretty happy about that.


Amy - Mar 05, 2013 10:43:30 am PST #13723 of 30001
Because books.

Neither of you are helping. Hmph.


Laura - Mar 05, 2013 10:44:50 am PST #13724 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Amy, if you were closer I would bring you a chocolate martini.


Jesse - Mar 05, 2013 10:46:05 am PST #13725 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, that reminds me I should offer money for the birthday cupcake I had...