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§ ita § - Feb 19, 2012 4:49:40 pm PST #22891 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am watching the third Librarian movie, and Stana Katic would make a *great* Bond girl. Let's get that taken care of, can we?

Oh, I kind of ordered vanity plates. Oops. Like Polgara, I will be playing the fandom card all day, every day.

What do you tell your co-workers? I am trying to make up a lie for any of them that realise. Just a family nickname? I'm sure that will be fine.

aurelia - Feb 19, 2012 4:54:23 pm PST #22892 of 30001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

She was in a Bond film. Are Bond girls ever over 30?

§ ita § - Feb 19, 2012 5:05:29 pm PST #22893 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

She was in a Bond film

Seriously?

Lemme go look.

Fuck, she was in the last one. I do not remember who she played, though. It was a sufficiently bad movie that the details escape me.

Halle Berry was over 30 when she was a Bond girl.

billytea - Feb 19, 2012 5:10:20 pm PST #22894 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fuck, she was in the last one. I do not remember who she played, though. It was a sufficiently bad movie that the details escape me.

Oh! I remember that one. It was only a bit part, right at the end, she played a Canadian (I think) agent who was about to be compromised by some guy she was falling in love with, and Bond warned her off.

§ ita § - Feb 19, 2012 5:46:06 pm PST #22895 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I vaguely recall that.

shrift - Feb 19, 2012 5:46:21 pm PST #22896 of 30001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I accidentally clicked on the wrong thing when working on my taxes, and then had to undo everything in order to get TaxAct to let me efile my federal return for free. I also filed my state return for free because I hate paying to file my damn taxes. And in between the two I tried to work out my rage by angrily cleaning the bathroom.

I made a ton of chicken and lentil soup yesterday and a ton of green curry chicken today, so I don't need to cook again for... a while?

DavidS - Feb 19, 2012 5:49:47 pm PST #22897 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

so I don't need to cook again for... a while?

Until you want pork?

shrift - Feb 19, 2012 5:54:28 pm PST #22898 of 30001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Man, I had pork at brunch!

Where I may also have terrorized some nicely dressed fiftysomethings when I pumped my fist in the air and said, "Yeah, we get it. Yay, cock." In my defense, we were discussing bachelorette party gear at the time.

tommyrot - Feb 19, 2012 5:57:11 pm PST #22899 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I'm earwormed with "We Got The Beat", except with "beat" replaced by "cock".

billytea - Feb 19, 2012 6:01:17 pm PST #22900 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Now I'm earwormed with "We Got The Beat", except with "beat" replaced by "cock".

Other songs demanding replacement:

"The Beat Goes On"
"Dr Beat"
"Beat It"

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