Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nilly - Feb 19, 2012 12:35:24 am PST #22811 of 30001
Swouncing

Skipping way too much because, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is one of those lovely double Buffista birthdays, of both Beverly as well as Benno.

Happy birthday, Beverly! With lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year!

Happy birthday, Benno, you big boy! With lots of wishes for your mom, your sister, and all your family!


Calli - Feb 19, 2012 3:37:05 am PST #22812 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Happy birthday, Beverly! And likewise, Benno!


Burrell - Feb 19, 2012 3:50:03 am PST #22813 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh. Woke up at 4 am and couldn't go back to sleep. Finally gave up trying about half an hour ago, with the plan of grading now and magically finding time to nap later.

Happy birthday to Beverly and Benno!


Connie Neil - Feb 19, 2012 3:54:19 am PST #22814 of 30001
brillig

I woke up at 4 AM and went "Crap, I have to be up in half an hour to go to work." Stupid subconscious worried that the alarm won't go off.


smonster - Feb 19, 2012 4:30:04 am PST #22815 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Happy birthday to Beverly and Benno!


Jesse - Feb 19, 2012 5:48:34 am PST #22816 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy birthday, Beverly!!

90 minutes with no intermission seems to be the popular trend for new plays.

I don't mind that. I saw a couple of Bway musicals on weeknights, and it was always a mistake, sleep-wise. On the other hand, I saw Speed-the-Plow on whatever night they start a half-hour earlier, and was home so early and happy. In short, I can't stay up late.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 19, 2012 6:07:16 am PST #22817 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Beverly and Benno!

I found out last night that Hot Innapropriately Young Guy now has a boyfriend, presumably having acquired him in the month since we last hooked up. Ah well, I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later.


Lee - Feb 19, 2012 6:58:31 am PST #22818 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday Bev!


-t - Feb 19, 2012 7:07:45 am PST #22819 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Felicitations on the anniversary of your natal days, Beverly and Benno!

THis is a highly specific mnemonic, but probably suitable for some buffistas [link]


§ ita § - Feb 19, 2012 7:20:31 am PST #22820 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently stank ass cousin tried to make eye contact with my mother at the funeral, and Mummy cut her off. Later on, she sat next to her, and Mummy froze her out of conversation and then got up and went to sit somewhere else.

My sister gave them all a ride to the airport and stank tried to hug her but Sav walked away from her outstretched arms.

My mother *thinks* my father may have talked to her, but she also thinks my father has no idea who he was talking to at the time.

So, you know.

My sister has a lot of stuff she has to tell me, including tales of family scandal, some quite horrifying. You never want to read the phrase "is okay with incest" in a set of snippets.