And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2012 7:18:51 am PST #20727 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can you imagine if you went in for a stomach and that was your sonogram? (OMG, DANA!) "What is it, doc? Why so serious? It's not...it's not CANCER, is it?"

"Uh, no, you've been infested with an arch-enemy of Spider-Man's, but it's okay, I have The Avengers' phone number here somewhere..."


Calli - Feb 07, 2012 7:30:59 am PST #20728 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

"Uh, no, you've been infested with an arch-enemy of Spider-Man's, but it's okay, I have The Avengers' phone number here somewhere..."

If it meant Tony Stark would be swinging by, I'd be almost ok with it.


Ginger - Feb 07, 2012 7:39:55 am PST #20729 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm sorry you're having such a dreadful time, Dana. I say yes to caffeine.


le nubian - Feb 07, 2012 7:41:25 am PST #20730 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

so, is it just me or this a little Georgia O'Keefe?

Work SAFE


Toddson - Feb 07, 2012 7:41:26 am PST #20731 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Now that's progress - people can now corner you and force you to look at badly focused pictures of their baby before it's even born.


Jesse - Feb 07, 2012 7:43:10 am PST #20732 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, poor you, Dana! I vote yes to caffeine -- isn't flat Coke a classic?


Sophia Brooks - Feb 07, 2012 7:43:32 am PST #20733 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

so, is it just me or this a little Georgia O'Keefe?

It looks more like a uterus and fallopian tubes than a vulva, but still, suggestive of female reproductive organs.


Steph L. - Feb 07, 2012 7:47:50 am PST #20734 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm disproportionately ragey that a co-worker who sits 10 feet from me came in today with a horrible cold and is coughing, hacking, sneezing, and sniffling every 45-60 seconds. (I feel like perhaps rage is an OTT reaction and that annoyance would be more in line with the situation. But, ISTG, all I want to do is whip my box of kleenex at the back of her head and scream "Go home! Go home and take your fucking plague with you!")

In the "Good" column for the day, I just had turkey and avocado for lunch, which is so damn good I'm regretting only bringing half an avocado to work. And I'm editing with a fountain pen, which makes me feel like a badass. In a retro sort of way.


Burrell - Feb 07, 2012 7:48:56 am PST #20735 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh Dana, I second Jesse's suggestion of flat Coca Cola. And I'm not usually a soda drinker, but it's good for the queasy.

so, is it just me or this a little Georgia O'Keefe?

I'm with Sophia. I was going to say a bit more Judy Chicago than O'Keefe because it looks like a uterus to me.

Love the idea of a writing support group. I'd love to start writing again. It's been ages.

As for the sonogram, they are a bit uncanny, especially since head-on they look so much like skulls, but then both my kids ended up looking like their profile scans.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2012 7:56:09 am PST #20736 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And, because, I'm old, which means they're old, but FUCK, but my father is scheduled for cataract surgery, which means my sister is going to be nursemaiding both parents, and I don't know if I can help all. Or afford to, since I just dropped dosh on the car.