Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Feb 07, 2012 6:53:42 am PST #20724 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It sort of reminds me of Brak.


Consuela - Feb 07, 2012 7:00:46 am PST #20725 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, do feel better, Dana. But take it easy: bananas, rice, applesauce. My mother always used to give us jello when we had upset stomachs.


Dana - Feb 07, 2012 7:04:09 am PST #20726 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I am slowly eating a piece of dry toast. And trying to figure out if a little bit of caffeine would be a bad idea. My head really hurts.

I have lost four pounds in 48 hours.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2012 7:18:51 am PST #20727 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can you imagine if you went in for a stomach and that was your sonogram? (OMG, DANA!) "What is it, doc? Why so serious? It's not...it's not CANCER, is it?"

"Uh, no, you've been infested with an arch-enemy of Spider-Man's, but it's okay, I have The Avengers' phone number here somewhere..."


Calli - Feb 07, 2012 7:30:59 am PST #20728 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

"Uh, no, you've been infested with an arch-enemy of Spider-Man's, but it's okay, I have The Avengers' phone number here somewhere..."

If it meant Tony Stark would be swinging by, I'd be almost ok with it.


Ginger - Feb 07, 2012 7:39:55 am PST #20729 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm sorry you're having such a dreadful time, Dana. I say yes to caffeine.


le nubian - Feb 07, 2012 7:41:25 am PST #20730 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

so, is it just me or this a little Georgia O'Keefe?

Work SAFE


Toddson - Feb 07, 2012 7:41:26 am PST #20731 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Now that's progress - people can now corner you and force you to look at badly focused pictures of their baby before it's even born.


Jesse - Feb 07, 2012 7:43:10 am PST #20732 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, poor you, Dana! I vote yes to caffeine -- isn't flat Coke a classic?


Sophia Brooks - Feb 07, 2012 7:43:32 am PST #20733 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

so, is it just me or this a little Georgia O'Keefe?

It looks more like a uterus and fallopian tubes than a vulva, but still, suggestive of female reproductive organs.