Very seriously, "Their penises are even smaller than my Dad's!"

Not since Schmacky the Man Pony has a child so undermined a relative!

Matilda had a good one the other day. I'd picked up a different brand of fruit leather at TJ's and she was complaining about it vociferously:

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini."

Note to Child Protective Services: She's never tasted a vodka martini. Though possibly she's heard JZ complaining about them when we're out of gin.

Oh, aurelia, what a nasty surprise.

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini."

You're raising a young Nora Charles.

8 am to 11 pm? Is that even legal?

aurelia, that is just wrong like a wrong thing.

Sniggering at the pitball pup penis comparison.

Goals for today: go grocery shopping, come up with a fab rain-ready outfit for Krewe de Vieux tonight, and possibly resurrect my shrine (I'm going through all the Rookie shrine photos, and it's pretty inspiring). Oh, and do some volunteer stuff.

I'm drinking tea right now AIFG!

I want some company! to cook with me and hang out and no one around is available and WHINE.

Breakfast/first meal of the day/whatever it is when you eat at 10 which is when you got up:

Smoked salmon, tricolor pasta, onions, celery, chopped spinach, olive oil, a bit of butter, red pepper, dill, and some pepper sherry. Topped with slivered almonds.

Oh, aurelia, what a nasty surprise.

x2

The length of the day isn't unusual for me. It is demoralizing though to find out when I thought I only an hour left. I need to be mentally prepared.