Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Natter 69: Practically names itself.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Feb 04, 2012 6:21:42 am PST #20224 of 30001
Because books.

The look of outrage on my sister's face was quite something to behold.

Hee.


Calli - Feb 04, 2012 6:45:55 am PST #20225 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My favorite appliance is the coffee maker with a timer. I wake up to freshly made coffee every weekday. If the apartment was on fire I would grab my purse, my cat, and my coffee maker.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2012 7:12:52 am PST #20226 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but on a minute to minute basis is SO much easier than a 5 year old with entitlement issues.

Ooof, I hear ya sister. We were watching some videos of Matilda when she was 3 and unbelievably sweet and adorable in her Meerkat costume the other day and I'm afraid JZ, Emmett and I would have all traded the whiny/fussy/complainy current edition in for a day of play with 3 y.o. Matilda. (But just for a day - we'll let her grow through this and become a bundle of fun again.)


bon bon - Feb 04, 2012 7:14:17 am PST #20227 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have one of those coffeemakers that grinds the beans -- this causes a 5 min. process of cleaning the thing out each night, because everything gets gunky. But that makes me clean the thing and put in beans and water early the evening before (usually while cooking). Because I do that, Bob cleans the litter box each night.


Ginger - Feb 04, 2012 7:21:30 am PST #20228 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I've never named the Caffeine Conundrum, because it happens before I have coffee.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2012 7:33:56 am PST #20229 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That cup of green tea was very delicious. You're all still very strange.

I just battle with movietickets.com for half an hour using four credit cards. No joy. Jesus, that site is crap at the best of times. It is the worst of times.

Well, just means my errands have to start earlier.


msbelle - Feb 04, 2012 7:35:58 am PST #20230 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I hope to be able to get in the habit of using my timer coffee maker again. Remembering to set it at night will be the issue. I need to start on a new nighttime routine tonight so it is starting to get set by Monday. oof I do not like set routines.


-t - Feb 04, 2012 7:38:59 am PST #20231 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I used to have a magic coffeemaker that ground the beans at a set time.

Today I'm having instant, if I remember to make a cup.

That sounds like a contrast that should mean something, but I don't think it does.


flea - Feb 04, 2012 7:49:04 am PST #20232 of 30001
information libertarian

On the other hand, 5 year olds are sometimes hilarious. Our neighbor is over, and she just told me about the pit bulls down the block who had baby puppies. Very seriously, "Their penises are even smaller than my Dad's!"


aurelia - Feb 04, 2012 8:00:43 am PST #20233 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I was scheduled to work from 8am to 1pm today. Short day, right? No need to worry about not getting to sleep until after the 3am tow truck outside my window, I can catch a nap in the afternoon. Except it turns out there was a typo. I just found out I'm expected to work until 11pm.