'Out Of Gas'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
That cup of green tea was very delicious. You're all still very strange.
I just battle with movietickets.com for half an hour using four credit cards. No joy. Jesus, that site is crap at the best of times. It is the worst of times.
Well, just means my errands have to start earlier.
I hope to be able to get in the habit of using my timer coffee maker again. Remembering to set it at night will be the issue. I need to start on a new nighttime routine tonight so it is starting to get set by Monday. oof I do not like set routines.
I used to have a magic coffeemaker that ground the beans at a set time.
Today I'm having instant, if I remember to make a cup.
That sounds like a contrast that should mean something, but I don't think it does.
On the other hand, 5 year olds are sometimes hilarious. Our neighbor is over, and she just told me about the pit bulls down the block who had baby puppies. Very seriously, "Their penises are even smaller than my Dad's!"
I was scheduled to work from 8am to 1pm today. Short day, right? No need to worry about not getting to sleep until after the 3am tow truck outside my window, I can catch a nap in the afternoon. Except it turns out there was a typo. I just found out I'm expected to work until 11pm.
Very seriously, "Their penises are even smaller than my Dad's!"
Not since Schmacky the Man Pony has a child so undermined a relative!
Matilda had a good one the other day. I'd picked up a different brand of fruit leather at TJ's and she was complaining about it vociferously:
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini."
Note to Child Protective Services: She's never tasted a vodka martini. Though possibly she's heard JZ complaining about them when we're out of gin.
Oh, aurelia, what a nasty surprise.
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini."
You're raising a young Nora Charles.
8 am to 11 pm? Is that even legal?
aurelia, that is just wrong like a wrong thing.
Sniggering at the pitball pup penis comparison.
Goals for today: go grocery shopping, come up with a fab rain-ready outfit for Krewe de Vieux tonight, and possibly resurrect my shrine (I'm going through all the Rookie shrine photos, and it's pretty inspiring). Oh, and do some volunteer stuff.