You should get a sloth!
Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?
'Time Bomb'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Jan 24, 2012 10:33:39 am PST #18152 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 24, 2012 10:34:24 am PST #18153 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I WANT THE SLOTH TOOO!!!!!
Jessica - Jan 24, 2012 10:35:34 am PST #18154 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In theory, a sloth should be a lot less work than a puppy. I mean, it's not like you'd have to walk it, right?
SuziQ - Jan 24, 2012 10:35:41 am PST #18155 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I want the thing. Those eyes!
tommyrot - Jan 24, 2012 10:36:17 am PST #18156 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I dunno--can a sloth be trained to not shit on the floor?
Toddson - Jan 24, 2012 10:38:30 am PST #18157 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Sloths ... they just hang around ....
Allyson - Jan 24, 2012 10:44:41 am PST #18158 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
LOVE!
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
Nora Deirdre - Jan 24, 2012 10:45:41 am PST #18159 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
OMG, where is that interview? I love Barney.
Allyson - Jan 24, 2012 10:48:57 am PST #18160 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sparky1 - Jan 24, 2012 10:50:04 am PST #18161 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
It was the NYT magazine, Nora: [link]